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<blockquote data-quote="mapolley07" data-source="post: 3197062" data-attributes="member: 575458">cover the door handles in KY jelly.&nbsp; Lots of it.&nbsp; Crisco would work too, but KY is slicker.&nbsp; Use washable spray paint and paint the windows black.if they leave a window open, thrown tons of glitter in it.&nbsp; it will be so hard to vacuum all the glitter up!&nbsp; the will have glitter for months.make a fake time bomb with a countdown timer and attach it to the car.&nbsp; run random wires in many colors into vents and panel joints etc.put an exhaust whistler on the tailpipe (brother&#039;s idea)Add a fart machine or a horn with a remote underneath the car and keep setting off the horn when they try to get in the carfill the gaps at the top of the doors with sand or sugar etc so when they open the door it pours down on themstick wet toilet paper to the windows, put condoms over the antenna, mirrors, wipersum,cover the door handles in honey so they attract mass bees</blockquote>

[QUOTE="mapolley07, post: 3197062, member: 575458"] cover the door handles in KY jelly. Lots of it. Crisco would work too, but KY is slicker. Use washable spray paint and paint the windows black. if they leave a window open, thrown tons of glitter in it. it will be so hard to vacuum all the glitter up! the will have glitter for months. make a fake time bomb with a countdown timer and attach it to the car. run random wires in many colors into vents and panel joints etc. put an exhaust whistler on the tailpipe (brother's idea) Add a fart machine or a horn with a remote underneath the car and keep setting off the horn when they try to get in the car fill the gaps at the top of the doors with sand or sugar etc so when they open the door it pours down on them stick wet toilet paper to the windows, put condoms over the antenna, mirrors, wipers um,cover the door handles in honey so they attract mass bees [/QUOTE]

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