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<blockquote data-quote="DBfan187" data-source="post: 522029" data-attributes="member: 546747">On a trip to Texas,the Pope took a couple days to go to the coastal area for some sightseeing. While walking along the beach he observed a big commotion out in the water.To his horror there was John Kerry,fighting to free himself out of the jaws of a huge shark. As the Pope watched,horrified,a speedboat carrying two men sped up.The first man, President George Bush,quickly fires a harpoon into the shark,while the second man, Vice President **** Cheney,frees John Kerry and throws him into the boat, then both men grab baseball bats and beat the shark to death!!Upon seeing this,the Pope summons the boat over to the shore and says,&quot;I have heard that there is hatred between George Bush and John Kerry,and I am glad to see that that isnt so&quot;,and walks off.&quot;Who was that&quot;,askes the President&quot;That was the Pope&quot; replies the Vice President,&quot;He is in direct contact with God and has all of God&#039;s wisdom&quot;.&quot;Well&quot; replies President Bush, &quot; He may have all of God&#039;s wisdom,but he dont know squat about shark fishin,hows the bait holdin up&quot;?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="DBfan187, post: 522029, member: 546747"] On a trip to Texas,the Pope took a couple days to go to the coastal area for some sightseeing. While walking along the beach he observed a big commotion out in the water. To his horror there was John Kerry,fighting to free himself out of the jaws of a huge shark. As the Pope watched,horrified,a speedboat carrying two men sped up. The first man, President George Bush,quickly fires a harpoon into the shark,while the second man, Vice President **** Cheney,frees John Kerry and throws him into the boat, then both men grab baseball bats and beat the shark to death!! Upon seeing this,the Pope summons the boat over to the shore and says,"I have heard that there is hatred between George Bush and John Kerry,and I am glad to see that that isnt so",and walks off. "Who was that",askes the President "That was the Pope" replies the Vice President,"He is in direct contact with God and has all of God's wisdom". "Well" replies President Bush, " He may have all of God's wisdom,but he dont know squat about shark fishin,hows the bait holdin up"? [/QUOTE]

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