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<blockquote data-quote="DBfan187" data-source="post: 387510" data-attributes="member: 546747">Did you hear about the Budhist who refused his dentist&#039;s Novacaine? He wanted to trancend dental medication.______________________________________________St. Peter greets a man at the Pearly Gates. &quot;What have you done to deserve entry into heaven?&quot;, he asks.The man says: &quot;Well on my trip to the Black Hills, I came upon a gang of tough bikers threatening a young woman. So I went up to the biggest, meanest biker and punched him in the nose, kicked over his bike, yanked his ponytail and ripped out his nose ring.&quot; When I was finished with him, I turned to the rest of the gang and said, &quot;Leave the woman alone or you&#039;ll have to answer to me!&quot;St. Peter was impressed and said, &quot;When did this happen?&quot;The man quickly replied, &quot;Just a couple of minutes ago!&quot;____________________________________________A man walks into cardiologist&#039;s office.....MAN: &quot;Excuse me. Can you help me? I think I&#039;m a moth?&quot;DOC: &quot;You don&#039;t need a cardiologist. You need a psychiatrist.&quot;MAN: &quot;Yes, I know.&quot;DOC: &quot;So why&#039;d you come in here if you need a psychiatrist?&quot;MAN: &quot;Well, the light was on.....&quot;____________________________________________Thinking that no one is home, a robber breaks into a house, only to find the frightened owners in bed watching TV.&quot;What&#039;s your name?&quot; yells the robber while hold the wife at gunpoint.&quot;E-E-Elizabeth&quot;, she screams.the robber replies, &quot;Well Elizabeth, this just happens to be your lucky day. I won&#039;t shoot anyone named Elizabeth because that just so happened to be my dear late mother&#039;s name.&quot; Robber then turns to the husband and asks, &quot;What is your name?&quot;The husband says, &quot;Harry, my name is Harry. But everyone else calls me Elizabeth!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="DBfan187, post: 387510, member: 546747"] Did you hear about the Budhist who refused his dentist's Novacaine? He wanted to trancend dental medication. ______________________________________________ St. Peter greets a man at the Pearly Gates. "What have you done to deserve entry into heaven?", he asks. The man says: "Well on my trip to the Black Hills, I came upon a gang of tough bikers threatening a young woman. So I went up to the biggest, meanest biker and punched him in the nose, kicked over his bike, yanked his ponytail and ripped out his nose ring." When I was finished with him, I turned to the rest of the gang and said, "Leave the woman alone or you'll have to answer to me!" St. Peter was impressed and said, "When did this happen?" The man quickly replied, "Just a couple of minutes ago!" ____________________________________________ A man walks into cardiologist's office..... [B]MAN:[/B] "Excuse me. Can you help me? I think I'm a moth?" [B]DOC:[/B] "You don't need a cardiologist. You need a psychiatrist." [B]MAN:[/B] "Yes, I know." [B]DOC:[/B] "So why'd you come in here if you need a psychiatrist?" [B]MAN:[/B] "Well, the light was on....." ____________________________________________ Thinking that no one is home, a robber breaks into a house, only to find the frightened owners in bed watching TV. "What's your name?" yells the robber while hold the wife at gunpoint. "E-E-Elizabeth", she screams. the robber replies, "Well Elizabeth, this just happens to be your lucky day. I won't shoot anyone named Elizabeth because that just so happened to be my dear late mother's name." Robber then turns to the husband and asks, "What is your name?" The husband says, "Harry, my name is Harry. But everyone else calls me Elizabeth!" [/QUOTE]

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