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<blockquote data-quote="B_Master_Flash" data-source="post: 382983" data-attributes="member: 552262">A little girl is out in the shed w/ her gradpa and she sees 2 spiders having ***.&nbsp; &quot;What kind of spider is that, Grandpa?&quot;&quot;Thats a daddy Long legs&quot; said graps&quot;Oh, and is the one on bottom a mommy long legs?&quot; asked the little girl.&quot;No, thats a Daddy long lets too&quot; Said gramps.&nbsp; The little girl thinks about it for a second, then gets a pissed off look on her face and squashes both the spiders.&quot;What did you do that for?&quot; asked gramps.&quot;We aren&#039;t gonna be havin any of that sh!t around here!&quot;________________Ok, an Itialian, a Chinaman, and a New Yorker are on a safari and get split off from their group.&nbsp; Pretty soon they are captured by a wild cannibal tribe.&nbsp; The chief of the tribe tells them they are going to be killed and their skins are going to be used to make a canoe, but the good thing is they get to decide how they die.The Itialian thinks for a minute and says, &quot;I will die by the gun, I want my death to be quick and painless&quot;The Chief is ok with this and gives him a gun with one bullet.&nbsp; The Itialian says a little prayer for his faimly and then shoots himself in the head.The Chinaman says &quot;I will die by the sword, the honorable way&quot;The Chief says ok and give him a sword.&nbsp; The Chinaman does a few Sword rituals, then Kneels and cuts his head off.The New Yorker says &quot;Just gimmie a fork&quot;The chief says &quot;well, whatever, its your death&quot; and gives him a fork.The new Yorker starts stabbing himself in the chest and stomach, blood is gushing out of his torso.&nbsp; The Chief, amazed and startled, exclaims &quot;What are you doing?!&quot;&quot;FCUK YOUR CANOE!!!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="B_Master_Flash, post: 382983, member: 552262"] A little girl is out in the shed w/ her gradpa and she sees 2 spiders having ***. "What kind of spider is that, Grandpa?" "Thats a daddy Long legs" said graps "Oh, and is the one on bottom a mommy long legs?" asked the little girl. "No, thats a Daddy long lets too" Said gramps. The little girl thinks about it for a second, then gets a pissed off look on her face and squashes both the spiders. "What did you do that for?" asked gramps. "We aren't gonna be havin any of that sh!t around here!" ________________ Ok, an Itialian, a Chinaman, and a New Yorker are on a safari and get split off from their group. Pretty soon they are captured by a wild cannibal tribe. The chief of the tribe tells them they are going to be killed and their skins are going to be used to make a canoe, but the good thing is they get to decide how they die. The Itialian thinks for a minute and says, "I will die by the gun, I want my death to be quick and painless" The Chief is ok with this and gives him a gun with one bullet. The Itialian says a little prayer for his faimly and then shoots himself in the head. The Chinaman says "I will die by the sword, the honorable way" The Chief says ok and give him a sword. The Chinaman does a few Sword rituals, then Kneels and cuts his head off. The New Yorker says "Just gimmie a fork" The chief says "well, whatever, its your death" and gives him a fork. The new Yorker starts stabbing himself in the chest and stomach, blood is gushing out of his torso. The Chief, amazed and startled, exclaims "What are you doing?!" "FCUK YOUR CANOE!!!" [/QUOTE]

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