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<blockquote data-quote="B_Master_Flash" data-source="post: 382970" data-attributes="member: 552262"><p>ok ok ok...</p><p></p><p>This guy is at work and decides to call home to talk to his wife. They had recently hired a maid at thier house, and she answers the phone.</p><p></p><p>Guy "Hi, is Susan there?" (the guys wife)</p><p></p><p>Maid "Yes, but she is in her bedroom with her husband, can I take a message?"</p><p></p><p>Guy (really pissed off) "WHAT?! This is her husband, I'm at work!!!"</p><p></p><p>Maid "oh, I'm terribly sorry, I thought it was her husband she was with..."</p><p></p><p>Guy "ok, listen to me. How would you like to make $50,000 right now"</p><p></p><p>Maid, thinks about it for a second... "Ok, tell me what you want me to do"</p><p></p><p>Guy "go in the garage and get my axe, break the door down and kill both of them"</p><p></p><p>Maid "ok..."</p><p></p><p>Long Pause</p><p></p><p>Maid (panting) "ok, I chopped both of them up, what should I do with the bodies?"</p><p></p><p>Guy "Throw them in the pool in the back yard, I'll do the rest when I get home"</p><p></p><p>Maid "...there is no pool in the backyard"</p><p></p><p>Akward pause</p><p></p><p>Guy "ummm... is this 7620 Maple Street?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="B_Master_Flash, post: 382970, member: 552262"] ok ok ok... This guy is at work and decides to call home to talk to his wife. They had recently hired a maid at thier house, and she answers the phone. Guy "Hi, is Susan there?" (the guys wife) Maid "Yes, but she is in her bedroom with her husband, can I take a message?" Guy (really pissed off) "WHAT?! This is her husband, I'm at work!!!" Maid "oh, I'm terribly sorry, I thought it was her husband she was with..." Guy "ok, listen to me. How would you like to make $50,000 right now" Maid, thinks about it for a second... "Ok, tell me what you want me to do" Guy "go in the garage and get my axe, break the door down and kill both of them" Maid "ok..." Long Pause Maid (panting) "ok, I chopped both of them up, what should I do with the bodies?" Guy "Throw them in the pool in the back yard, I'll do the rest when I get home" Maid "...there is no pool in the backyard" Akward pause Guy "ummm... is this 7620 Maple Street?" [/QUOTE]
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