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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DBfan187" data-source="post: 382650" data-attributes="member: 546747"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 8px">Fart Football</span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">An old married couple no sooner hits the pillow when the old man passes gas and says, "seven points." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The old man replied, "It's fart football." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">A few minutes later his wife lets a barker go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Not to be outdone the wife roars out another one and says "Touchdown, tie score." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard. Defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The wife says, "What the hell was that?" </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The old man says, "Half-time, switch sides."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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