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<blockquote data-quote="w00tah" data-source="post: 2779237" data-attributes="member: 571173">What does an Italian flat tire sound like?Dago wop wop wop wop wop.What goes clippity clop clippity clop BANG clippity clippity?Amish drive by.How many blacks does it take to pave a parking lot?4 if you spread them thin enough.What&#039;s the difference between a jew and a pizza?The pizza doesn&#039;t scream in the oven.Did you hear about the twin lesbians?&nbsp;&nbsp; Yeah, they lick alike.What&#039;s the difference between Michael Jackson and a dried eggplant?&nbsp; 3 IQ points.What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?&nbsp; 45 year old meat inside 11 year old buns.Did you hear OJ started his own limo service?&nbsp; The slogan is &quot;We&#039;ll get you to the airport with an hour to kill&quot;One day a boy was born with only a neck and head.&nbsp; His parents always got him a present for his birthday, and took care of him everyday.&nbsp; Time passes, and his 21st birthday comes around.&nbsp; The father comes into the room and says Timmy, we have a wonderful present for you!&nbsp; And Timmy looks at his dad and says, it better not be another god****ed hat.I&#039;ll add more as I remember them, that&#039;s just a start.Morgan</blockquote>

[QUOTE="w00tah, post: 2779237, member: 571173"] What does an Italian flat tire sound like? Dago wop wop wop wop wop. What goes clippity clop clippity clop BANG clippity clippity? Amish drive by. How many blacks does it take to pave a parking lot? 4 if you spread them thin enough. What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Did you hear about the twin lesbians? Yeah, they lick alike. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dried eggplant? 3 IQ points. What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? 45 year old meat inside 11 year old buns. Did you hear OJ started his own limo service? The slogan is "We'll get you to the airport with an hour to kill" One day a boy was born with only a neck and head. His parents always got him a present for his birthday, and took care of him everyday. Time passes, and his 21st birthday comes around. The father comes into the room and says Timmy, we have a wonderful present for you! And Timmy looks at his dad and says, it better not be another god****ed hat. I'll add more as I remember them, that's just a start. Morgan [/QUOTE]

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