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<blockquote data-quote="Slammed" data-source="post: 3740642" data-attributes="member: 554316">1. Don&#039;t call, ever.2. Name your penis.3. Play with yourself. Talk about it.4. You are a man. Remember, no matter what, it isn&#039;t your fault.5. Lie.6. Never ask for help. Even if you really need it, don&#039;t ask. People will think you have no penis.7. Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them.9. Lie.12. Deny everything. Everything.14. If you don&#039;t get *** whenever you want, your balls will shrivel. Enforce this rule at all times.15. Tell this to your girl before you have ***, &quot;Don&#039;t worry. If you don&#039;t have an orgasm, you won&#039;t get pregnant.&quot;17. Lie.19. At any given opportunity, point out how things look like genitalia.23. Females do not care what you do to them as long as they get to please you.24. Basic fundamental rule of dating: Quantity, not quality.25. Basic fundamental rule of ***: Quantity IS quality.26. Lie.28. Women are your napkins. Use them and then throw them away.29. Remember, every virgin girl is saving herself for YOU.32. When you tell a girl about your past, it&#039;s good to say, &quot;God, I was such a pimp back then.&quot;33. Here&#039;s a good trick. Tell a girl that you&#039;re going to leave and when you come back you want her ***** and sprawled out on the bed. Leave and go into her dad&#039;s room and tell him he should go check on his daughter. Then drive like hell.36. If you&#039;re ever forced to show emotion, just pick a random emotion, like rage, lust and insanity, and display them at random, inconvenient times. You won&#039;t be asked to do it again.40. Lie.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Slammed, post: 3740642, member: 554316"] 1. Don't call, ever. 2. Name your penis. 3. Play with yourself. Talk about it. 4. You are a man. Remember, no matter what, it isn't your fault. 5. Lie. 6. Never ask for help. Even if you really need it, don't ask. People will think you have no penis. 7. Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them. 9. Lie. 12. Deny everything. Everything. 14. If you don't get *** whenever you want, your balls will shrivel. Enforce this rule at all times. 15. Tell this to your girl before you have ***, "Don't worry. If you don't have an orgasm, you won't get pregnant." 17. Lie. 19. At any given opportunity, point out how things look like genitalia. 23. Females do not care what you do to them as long as they get to please you. 24. Basic fundamental rule of dating: Quantity, not quality. 25. Basic fundamental rule of ***: Quantity IS quality. 26. Lie. 28. Women are your napkins. Use them and then throw them away. 29. Remember, every virgin girl is saving herself for YOU. 32. When you tell a girl about your past, it's good to say, "God, I was such a pimp back then." 33. Here's a good trick. Tell a girl that you're going to leave and when you come back you want her ***** and sprawled out on the bed. Leave and go into her dad's room and tell him he should go check on his daughter. Then drive like hell. 36. If you're ever forced to show emotion, just pick a random emotion, like rage, lust and insanity, and display them at random, inconvenient times. You won't be asked to do it again. 40. Lie. [/QUOTE]

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