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<blockquote data-quote="jmanpc" data-source="post: 3572479" data-attributes="member: 565915">Apple should design a new, Mac-exclusive product called the iSex. Basically, it would be a USB-Powered, corded fleshlight or ***** that would vary sensations depending upon what kind of movie you&#039;re editing (or whatever other trendy activities you can do on a Mac). For example, love movies would be slow and sloppy. Action movies would be fast and hard.&nbsp; And because Apple knows its users like to be mobile, the iSex will have a rechargable battery, and an iPod dock on it so that the user can pick a song from their iPod, and will get the according sensation through the iSex. It will look like a genuine Apple product- on the outside, it will be smooth plastic, and it will come in 3 colors- white, black, or the black and red U2 edition (Which will be able to accurately recreate the feeling of Bono&#039;s stink winker).And for those who want a really intimate experience, a fleshlight could be mounted directly into the case of a PowerMac for an additional $300 (Because we all know Mac users are suckers for price. They&#039;ll pay out the *** for anything with an Apple logo on it.).So with the iSex, instead of just talking about how much better their Macs are than every other computer in the world, Mac users could just cut the crap and just have *** with their computer and spare everyone else some annoyance.Apple could make millions, and when they do make the iSex, I want my fare share.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="jmanpc, post: 3572479, member: 565915"] Apple should design a new, Mac-exclusive product called the iSex. Basically, it would be a USB-Powered, corded fleshlight or ***** that would vary sensations depending upon what kind of movie you're editing (or whatever other trendy activities you can do on a Mac). For example, love movies would be slow and sloppy. Action movies would be fast and hard. And because Apple knows its users like to be mobile, the iSex will have a rechargable battery, and an iPod dock on it so that the user can pick a song from their iPod, and will get the according sensation through the iSex. It will look like a genuine Apple product- on the outside, it will be smooth plastic, and it will come in 3 colors- white, black, or the black and red U2 edition (Which will be able to accurately recreate the feeling of Bono's stink winker). And for those who want a really intimate experience, a fleshlight could be mounted directly into the case of a PowerMac for an additional $300 (Because we all know Mac users are suckers for price. They'll pay out the *** for anything with an Apple logo on it.). So with the iSex, instead of just talking about how much better their Macs are than every other computer in the world, Mac users could just cut the crap and just have *** with their computer and spare everyone else some annoyance. Apple could make millions, and when they do make the iSex, I want my fare share. [/QUOTE]

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