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<blockquote data-quote="VOA_NIGHTMARE" data-source="post: 1228922" data-attributes="member: 555504">&quot;Having *** is like playing bridge. If you don&#039;t have a good partner,you&#039;d better have a good hand.&quot;Woody Allen&quot;Bisexuality immediatelydoubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.&quot;Rodney Dangerfield&quot;There are a number of mechanical devices which increase ****** arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.&quot;Lynn Lavner&quot;*** at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.&quot;Camille Paglia&quot;*** is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. Theother eight are unimportant.&quot;George Burns&quot;Women might be able tofake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.&quot;Sharon Stone&quot;My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****.&quot;Jack Nicholson&quot;Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where helives, but he never forgets oral ***, no matter how bad it is.&quot;Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn&#039;t think Barbara had asense of humor)&quot;Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to ripout a man&#039;s genitals through his wallet.&quot;Robin Williams&quot;Women need a reason to have ***. Men just need a place.&quot;Billy Crystal&quot;According to a new survey, women say they feel morecomfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in frontof other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course,men are just grateful.&quot;Robert De Niro&quot;There&#039;s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what&#039;s the problem?&quot;Dustin Hoffman&quot;There&#039;s very little advice in men&#039;s magazines, becausemen think, &#039;I know what I&#039;m doing. Just show me somebody *****&#039;.&quot;Jerry Seinfeld&quot;See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and apenis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.&quot;Robin Williams&quot;It&#039;s been so long since I&#039;ve had ***, I&#039;ve forgotten whoties up whom.&quot;Joan Rivers&quot;*** is one of the most wholesome,beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.&quot;Steve Martin&quot; You don&#039;t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Littlethings like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you paygood money for in later life.&quot;Elmo Phillips&quot; Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.&quot;Oscar Wilde&quot; It isn&#039;t premarital *** if you have no intention of getting married.&quot;George Burns</blockquote>

[QUOTE="VOA_NIGHTMARE, post: 1228922, member: 555504"] "Having *** is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase ****** arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "*** at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "*** is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****." Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral ***, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams "Women need a reason to have ***. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody *****'." Jerry Seinfeld "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams "It's been so long since I've had ***, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers "*** is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin " You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips " Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde " It isn't premarital *** if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns [/QUOTE]

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