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<blockquote data-quote="SPLC" data-source="post: 7427191" data-attributes="member: 610570">Seems like the poster has spent some time on CA.com because this sounds like 90% of the members here.Symptoms of trollism include: an unquenchable thirst for Code Red Mountain Dew, an illogical affinity for repetitive, tasteless games that have the audacity to call themselves &quot;strategy MMOs or MMORPGs&quot; (see: League of Legends and World of Warcraft), severe backne, acne, and asscne, and a complete and total natural repulsion of the female gender.They release a pheromone that smells like taco bell meat that has been left in an old dumpster for a week which attracts other trolls to get into flame wars with them. Don&#039;t worry, as cool as a &quot;flame war&quot; sounds on the surface, it is actually just unintelligible screaming back and forth to one another through cracked, prepubescent voices.Oddly enough though, most trolls are of an age where they should be on their own, but they frighten easily and usually crawl back into their dens when startled. Their natural habitat is that room in the back of the house or the basement of the house that their parents own. They are actually parasites who fiscally and emotionally drain their parents, causing a deficit in the natural economy and crow&#039;s feet.Trollic is the language they speak and is a strange mix of texting anagrams, CAPS LOCK, and 1337$[]D&amp;amp;@|</blockquote>

[QUOTE="SPLC, post: 7427191, member: 610570"] Seems like the poster has spent some time on CA.com because this sounds like 90% of the members here. Symptoms of trollism include: an unquenchable thirst for Code Red Mountain Dew, an illogical affinity for repetitive, tasteless games that have the audacity to call themselves "strategy MMOs or MMORPGs" (see: League of Legends and World of Warcraft), severe backne, acne, and asscne, and a complete and total natural repulsion of the female gender. They release a pheromone that smells like taco bell meat that has been left in an old dumpster for a week which attracts other trolls to get into flame wars with them. Don't worry, as cool as a "flame war" sounds on the surface, it is actually just unintelligible screaming back and forth to one another through cracked, prepubescent voices. Oddly enough though, most trolls are of an age where they should be on their own, but they frighten easily and usually crawl back into their dens when startled. Their natural habitat is that room in the back of the house or the basement of the house that their parents own. They are actually parasites who fiscally and emotionally drain their parents, causing a deficit in the natural economy and crow's feet. Trollic is the language they speak and is a strange mix of texting anagrams, CAPS LOCK, and 1337$[]D&@| [/QUOTE]

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