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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Maddogg7888" data-source="post: 5862827" data-attributes="member: 588444">Like title say, what are your favorite mitch hedberg quotes...ill start it off,One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-*****! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera!"On a stop light green means go, red means stop and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means, 'where the **** did you get that banana at?'I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.</blockquote>

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