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<blockquote data-quote="tipptop" data-source="post: 7504910" data-attributes="member: 637006">A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, to make serving drinks more efficient.A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, &quot;What&#039;s your IQ?&quot;The man replied, &quot;140.&quot;So the robot proceeded to make conversation about string theory and the latest cancer research.The man listened intently and thought, &quot;This is absolutely great.&quot;Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, &quot;What&#039;s your IQ?&quot;The man responded, &quot;120.&quot;So the robot started talking about the controversies surrounding creationism and the abortion argument.The man thought to himself, &quot;Wow, this is fantastic.&quot;A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, &quot;What&#039;s your IQ?&quot;The man replied, &quot;65.&quot;The robot then said, &quot;So, how are things in America these days?&quot;A Russian, an American and a Irishman were talking about how good there country&#039;s are. The Russian said, &quot;We were the first in space!&quot;The American said, &quot;We were the first on the moon!&quot;The Irishman said, &quot;So what? We&#039;re going to be the first on the sun!&quot;The Russian shook his head and said, &quot;You can&#039;t land on the sun, you idiot! You&#039;ll burn up!&quot;To which the Irishman replied, &quot;We&#039;re not stupid, you know. We&#039;re going at night!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="tipptop, post: 7504910, member: 637006"] A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, to make serving drinks more efficient. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "140." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about string theory and the latest cancer research. The man listened intently and thought, "This is absolutely great." Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "120." So the robot started talking about the controversies surrounding creationism and the abortion argument. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is fantastic." A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "65." The robot then said, "So, how are things in America these days?" A Russian, an American and a Irishman were talking about how good there country's are. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Irishman said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian shook his head and said, "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" To which the Irishman replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" [/QUOTE]

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