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Message: <blockquote data-quote="req" data-source="post: 714425" data-attributes="member: 555713">profilepower and that wardrumz guy both met eachother, and pimped out their 1974 honda civics with duct tape and jensen. they then proceeded to put lots of catnip in their ***** - after sniffing a line of coke they bought from a dealer, but it was actually just confectionairy sugar. as they waited with their ***** hanging out their empty door holes (where the windows should be, but they were broken and covered with plastic they had to steal from their dead parents funeral, wich was just a trashcan+bag+hole+dirt in the park) feral city cats would come up and bite the catnip out of their anus' and when they found cats in heat, theyd proceed to anal **** them until their little member was satisfied by leaking a drop of seminal fluid in the other's eye.they then proceeded to find beezlebub's parents house, and they had a spl competition. basically their speakers werent loud enough to get high DB numbers on the public library computers microphone, so two of them climed in the car and slapped eachothers ***** until they got to 85db's and their ***** were all red.they needed some more entertainment, so they went down to the local animal shelter, since they couldnt even get laid in a gay bar (well. they couldnt even get INTO the gaybar) and they proceeded to have their way with the smaller dogs... because the bigger dogs could take them down and anal **** them first.all in all, i think they died from a myriad of different bestiality-related sexualy transmitted diseases... after they all bit off eachothers weiners in a BJ train... tbh, i think one of them choked on the other's wang and died that way.but i dont know for sure. that was all just made up. but i can see them actually doing that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gifdamn faggotswhos winning now?</blockquote>

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