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<blockquote data-quote="mcsoul" data-source="post: 4945761" data-attributes="member: 588440">Me because:&quot;I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks&quot;If your *** is a Chinese restaurant I&#039;ll have the poo-poo platterMy friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. classLater in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ***I said guys I&#039;m like you I like Monster Trucks tooWanna see how many push-ups I can do?I just wish I was queer so I could get chicksChicks dig guys that areQueer guys that don&#039;t digChicks that don&#039;t dig guys like meSee I&#039;m not queer I&#039;m too uglyBut if I were handsome just imagine how great it would beIncognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo **** phonyMaybe it&#039;s a stupid theory or maybe just stupidityBut if I was a queerbee in the fashion industryScoring with a super model would be easyCause &#039;super model&#039; means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with &#039;super dumb&#039;Ya see I&#039;d be a good listener so she&#039;d treat me like a sister and soon I&#039;d becomeThat trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hairNo it wouldn&#039;t be a week before I&#039;m in her underwearI wish I was queer so I could get chicksChicks dig guys that areQueer guys that don&#039;t digChicks that don&#039;t dig guys like meSee I&#039;m not queer I&#039;m too uglyDoesn&#039;t matter what I&#039;m packin&#039; in my denim it&#039;s what&#039;s in my genesThe only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy DeanSee I&#039;m not to keen on the smell of VaselineNo I&#039;m not Princess Di and I don&#039;t wanna be a queenI wish I was queer so I could get chicksAnyway if I were gay I&#039;d have to change my name to Dirk or LewisHang out with my mom&#039;s hair stylist his name is Kip he&#039;s got a lisp he talks like thisAnd wear my mother&#039;s lingerie learn the songs of BroadwayAnd appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde balletI wish I was queer so I could get chicksChicks dig guys that areQueer guys that don&#039;t digChicks dig guys that areQueer guys that don&#039;t digChicks dig guys that areQueer guys that don&#039;t digChicks that don&#039;t dig guys like meSee I&#039;m not queer I&#039;m too uglyAnd I don&#039;t shave my heinyDon&#039;t shave my heinySee I&#039;m not queer I&#039;m too ugly</blockquote>

[QUOTE="mcsoul, post: 4945761, member: 588440"] Me because: "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" If your *** is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my *** I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo **** phony Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a super model would be easy Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb' Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly [/QUOTE]

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