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<blockquote data-quote="SPLluminator" data-source="post: 6923509" data-attributes="member: 602719">But the thing is, this is about how much intelligence is needed to prescribe marijuana.&nbsp; They just like to **** all the fuckin money out of you first.This is a funny joke i read a couple days ago about the gov:HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHESThe kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk onproductive salesmanship.Little Sally led off: &quot;I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,&quot; shesaid proudly, &quot;My sales approach was to appeal to the customer&#039;s civilspirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.&quot;&quot;Very good,&quot; said the teacher.Little Jenny was next:&quot;I sold magazines,&quot; she said, &quot;I made $45 and I explained to everyonethat magazines would keep them up on current events.&quot;&quot;Very good, Jenny,&quot; said the teacher..Eventually, it was Little Johnny&#039;s turn.The teacher held her breath ...Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a boxfull of cash on the teacher&#039;s desk. &quot;$2,467,&quot; he said.&quot;$2,467!&quot; cried the teacher, &quot;What in the world were you selling?&quot;&quot;Toothbrushes,&quot; said Little Johnny.&quot;Toothbrushes!&quot; echoed the teacher, &quot;How could you possibly sellenough tooth brushes to make that much money?&quot;&quot;I found the busiest corner in town,&quot; said Little Johnny, &quot;I set up aDip &amp;amp; Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample.&quot;They all said the same thing, &quot;Hey, this tastes like dog shit!&quot;Then I would say,&quot;It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?&quot;&quot;I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty forfree, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of yourmouth.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="SPLluminator, post: 6923509, member: 602719"] But the thing is, this is about how much intelligence is needed to prescribe marijuana. They just like to **** all the[COLOR=black] fuc[/COLOR]kin money out of you first. This is a funny joke i read a couple days ago about the gov: HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher. Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.. Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath ... Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!" Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?" "I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth." [/QUOTE]

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