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<blockquote data-quote="Randy Savage" data-source="post: 5166491" data-attributes="member: 545614">Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.Sweetheart Why don&#039;t you take off your glasses?Wellhung: OK, but I can&#039;t see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.Sweetheart: I&#039;m bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!Wellhung: I have to pee. I&#039;m fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it&#039;s dark. I&#039;m feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.Sweetheart: I&#039;m waiting eagerly for your return.Wellhung: I&#039;m done going. I&#039;m feeling around for the flush handle, but I can&#039;t find it. Uh-oh!Sweetheart: What&#039;s the matter now?Wellhung: I&#039;ve realized that I&#039;ve peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I&#039;m walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.Wellhung: OK, now I&#039;m going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman&#039;s thing.Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!Wellhung: I&#039;m touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I&#039;m having a little trouble here.Sweetheart: I&#039;m moving my *** back and forth, moaning. I can&#039;t stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!Wellhung: I&#039;m flaccid.Sweetheart: What?Wellhung: I&#039;m limp. I can&#039;t sustain an erection.Sweetheart: I&#039;m standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.Wellhung: I&#039;m shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I&#039;m going to get my glasses and see what&#039;s wrong.Sweetheart: No, never mind. I&#039;m getting dressed. I&#039;m putting on my underwear. Now I&#039;m putting on my wet nasty blouse.Wellhung: No wait! Now I&#039;m squinting, trying to find the night table. I&#039;m feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.Sweetheart: I&#039;m buttoning my blouse. Now I&#039;m putting on my shoes.Wellhung: I&#039;ve found my glasses. I&#039;m putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I&#039;m pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.Sweetheart: Go to hell. I&#039;m logging off, you loser!Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!Sweetheart:</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Randy Savage, post: 5166491, member: 545614"] Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses? Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table. Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby! Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom. Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover. Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh! Sweetheart: What's the matter now? Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on. Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing. Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it! Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here. Sweetheart: I'm moving my *** back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now! Wellhung: I'm flaccid. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face. Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong. Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse. Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles. Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes. Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face. Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser! Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo! Sweetheart: [/QUOTE]

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