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<blockquote data-quote="denalilvr" data-source="post: 2325984" data-attributes="member: 566490">A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,&quot;Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?&quot;The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, huskyvoice, the woman next to him says, &quot;Before you tell that joke, sir,I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that youshould know five things:1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.3. I&#039;m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt inkarate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professionalweightlifter.5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell thatjoke?&quot;The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,&quot;No.. not if I&#039;m gonna have to explain it five times&quot;.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="denalilvr, post: 2325984, member: 566490"] A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No.. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times". [/QUOTE]

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