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<blockquote data-quote="DBfan187" data-source="post: 2106840" data-attributes="member: 546747">A pair of newlyweds, smiling and giggling, check into their lakeside hotel. As the night clerk hands over the key, he gives the groom a wink.Half an hour later, the clerk is surprised to see the guy in full fishing gear with tackle headed out the front door.Unable to hold his astonishment, the clerk asks &quot;Excuse me sir, but didn&#039;t you just check in?&quot;&quot;Yes&quot; the man answers.&quot;And isn&#039;t this your wedding night?&quot;&quot;That&#039;s right.&quot;&quot;I don&#039;t mean to be forward,&quot; says the clerk, &quot;but shouldn&#039;t you be upstairs doing what all newly married couples do?&quot;&quot;Unfortunately, no,&quot; replies the man &quot;my bride has gonorrhea.&quot;&quot;I&#039;m sorry about that,&quot; the clerk says, &quot;but you can still have fun. You know, oral ***.&quot;&quot;Not that either,&quot; he answers, &quot;she also has a gum disease, pyorrhea.&quot;&quot;Oh, I see.&quot; The clerk looks around the lobby, then whispers &quot;Well, how about...well...anal ***?&quot;&quot;The new husband says &quot;Again, no. She also has diarrhea.&quot;Exasperated, the clerk blurts out &quot;Why the hell did you marry her then?&quot;&quot;Well,&quot; says the guy, &quot;she also has worms, and I just love to fish!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="DBfan187, post: 2106840, member: 546747"] A pair of newlyweds, smiling and giggling, check into their lakeside hotel. As the night clerk hands over the key, he gives the groom a wink. Half an hour later, the clerk is surprised to see the guy in full fishing gear with tackle headed out the front door. Unable to hold his astonishment, the clerk asks "Excuse me sir, but didn't you just check in?" "Yes" the man answers. "And isn't this your wedding night?" "That's right." "I don't mean to be forward," says the clerk, "but shouldn't you be upstairs doing what all newly married couples do?" "Unfortunately, no," replies the man "my bride has gonorrhea." "I'm sorry about that," the clerk says, "but you can still have fun. You know, oral ***." "Not that either," he answers, "she also has a gum disease, pyorrhea." "Oh, I see." The clerk looks around the lobby, then whispers "Well, how about...well...anal ***?" "The new husband says "Again, no. She also has diarrhea." Exasperated, the clerk blurts out "Why the hell did you marry her then?" "Well," says the guy, "she also has worms, and I just love to fish!" [/QUOTE]

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