Recent content by tjbartjr

wtf does 500 lbs of ganja even look like? A bale of hay? That's 8,000 oz. If one person smoked 1 oz a day, it would take almost 22 years to smoke it. That's a shit load of pot.

I was an ob/gynh for Halloween. Dr. Howie Feltersnatch. One of my buddies is studying him to be a gyno. I will envy him on the days he gets to probe some hot 18 year old bish's perfect snatch, and chuckle with glee when he needs a biohazard suit to go in there.

Is it awful that I think this thread if full of lawlz?

That's the definition I always heard. Ain't nuthin' to bang a bish when she's on teh rag.... but munching on her bloody roast beef curtains is another story.

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I have not yet found a bish willing to engage in the art of teh blumpkin. But I have been known to polish the bishop after dropping a deuce.

********** Masticate ********* Defaecate Not necessarily in that order.

FTD, 800 Flowers, I think teleflora too.

Careful, my dick is pretty tricky.

x2. I used to have a gf who masturbated with an electric tooth brush.

Cars is unreal, it looks sick... The Dark Knight, Casino Royale, the Band of Brothers series makes you feel like you're a part of Easy Company... Transformers, if for no other reason than to drool over Megan Fox's sweet sweet body. The Matrix, Bourne... All good isht.

Your political compass Economic Left/Right: -7.50 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38 http://www.politicalcompass.org/facebook/pcgraphpng.php?ec=-7.50&soc=-7.38 I'm way into the green. Way past Nelson Mandela and the Dali Llama. More proof that I'm the godless, Northern, liberal...

LOL troof. Her sphincter was only slightly tighter than her hairy cave I had previously plowed with my peter. She definitely gasped when I stuck it in, but moaned ever louder as i fvcked her.

\ I pulled the switcharoo totally by accident the other day with a bish. Didn't even realize I was plugging her cornhole until I pulled out and saw a poop nugget on my cawk. Her husband probably should've been the one to pop her anal cherry. oops.

60-70ish? When I stopped caring about real names and only knew 'em by screen names is when I lost count.