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    500 lbs. of Marijuana Found on Fabolous' Tour Bus

    wtf does 500 lbs of ganja even look like? A bale of hay? That's 8,000 oz. If one person smoked 1 oz a day, it would take almost 22 years to smoke it. That's a shit load of pot.
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    Gynecologists

    I was an ob/gynh for Halloween. Dr. Howie Feltersnatch. One of my buddies is studying him to be a gyno. I will envy him on the days he gets to probe some hot 18 year old bish's perfect snatch, and chuckle with glee when he needs a biohazard suit to go in there.
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    Chimp attack 911 call: 'He's ripping her apart'

    Is it awful that I think this thread if full of lawlz?
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    Redwings..

    That's the definition I always heard. Ain't nuthin' to bang a bish when she's on teh rag.... but munching on her bloody roast beef curtains is another story.
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    Jackpot

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    That do you fegs do on your time off?

    I have not yet found a bish willing to engage in the art of teh blumpkin. But I have been known to polish the bishop after dropping a deuce.
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    That do you fegs do on your time off?

    ********** Masticate ********* Defaecate Not necessarily in that order.
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    Flowers and Candy W/paypal???

    FTD, 800 Flowers, I think teleflora too.
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    Pics of your dick

    Careful, my dick is pretty tricky.
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    Today...

    x2. I used to have a gf who masturbated with an electric tooth brush.
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    Top 5 blue ray movies to watch?

    Cars is unreal, it looks sick... The Dark Knight, Casino Royale, the Band of Brothers series makes you feel like you're a part of Easy Company... Transformers, if for no other reason than to drool over Megan Fox's sweet sweet body. The Matrix, Bourne... All good isht.
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    What are you on the Political Spectrum?

    Your political compass Economic Left/Right: -7.50 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38 http://www.politicalcompass.org/facebook/pcgraphpng.php?ec=-7.50&soc=-7.38 I'm way into the green. Way past Nelson Mandela and the Dali Llama. More proof that I'm the godless, Northern, liberal...
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    How many girls have you stuck your peter in?

    LOL troof. Her sphincter was only slightly tighter than her hairy cave I had previously plowed with my peter. She definitely gasped when I stuck it in, but moaned ever louder as i fvcked her.
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    How many girls have you stuck your peter in?

    \ I pulled the switcharoo totally by accident the other day with a bish. Didn't even realize I was plugging her cornhole until I pulled out and saw a poop nugget on my cawk. Her husband probably should've been the one to pop her anal cherry. oops.
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    How many girls have you stuck your peter in?

    60-70ish? When I stopped caring about real names and only knew 'em by screen names is when I lost count.
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