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  1. The Donald

    Bill Gates.

    Would you like to stop by the Trump Tower for a cup of caffe latte? I'll have Omarosa brew up some fine coffee.
  2. The Donald

    Bill Gates.

    You think you can win. I have a worldwide network of dozens of apprentice stars that will shit down your throat. Too bad I fired most of them...but still. I'm Donald Trump.
  3. The Donald

    Bill Gates.

    Pouring gas on my shall do little...FYI my comobover is flame retardant.
  4. The Donald

    Guess Who??

    That it does. That's why I have one of my 446 assistants personally hand whipe my *** with the finest 5-ply toilet paper.
  5. The Donald

    Bill Gates.

    I'll beat the ever-loving shit out of you with my combover and throw $100 bills at your bleeding carcass.
  6. The Donald

    Guess Who??

    I'd ban all the cheap ****s in this country that can only afford C class Benz's and BMW 3 series...poor bastards.
  7. The Donald

    Bill Gates.

    Look at you. You lost to someone that can barely speak coherently and should be declared mentally challenged. I swear, if you were on my show, I'd take you into my office and give you a Cleveland Steamer.
  8. The Donald

    Bill Gates.

    Listen up you *******s. I run shit around here. You're both ****in fired. Get the **** out.
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