Recent content by sweet_insanity

bnet? mine is dead right now, that's why I'm here. but it's dead here too. I'll check it out again.

I've actually got a picture of a sign for Plus Size Lingerie in my phone. My roommates and I saw it on our weekend pass from AIT in Richmond VA. Once my phone isn't dead I'll see if I can get it up.

I know someone who dislikes you more than anyone they have ever disliked before...but I think you're fly.

That's his excuse for his attire...The flood washed the black off of him...

A Walther ppk 7 huh, that you chased someone away with?...That a tiny gun, I think his 357 mag would well, take out that...Even with his horrible aim. BTW I have a Walther ppk 7 too. Only I got it from my grandfather who jacked it from a German officer that he shot up in WWII.

Nah, seriously now. I happened to be watching the entire race where Dale was killed. I'm a big fan of his son. And yes, RIP Paul Dana.

Actually, they tried to abort me, but I was like, "Eff you abortion rod, this is my territory!" And shoved that biznatch right out.

Oh man, Svetlana, drool drool. What's your paypal acct. **** she is fine.

****in internet

mail order brides...

1. Approach drunken woman. 2. "Will you "hook up with me?" If failure occurs: Offer more drinks If failure still occurs: Offer more drinks until she passes out... If failure endures...: You're a ****in loser. God hates you. You don't deserve to live. You should slit your wrists and...

Wal-Mart=****ing Fantastic

Speaking of dead race car drivers, don't you think someone should have told Dale Earnhardt that Nascar drivers turn left, not right.