Recent content by ryl515

Am I the only one who doesn't see the tragic experience in this story? OP is sitting there whining about his son being his entire life when he didn't even meet the little ***. I got a **** pregnant last year -- the day she had a miscarriage was the greatest day of my life. Being suicidal over...

I don't know how much my parents spent because it was a christmas gift, but they got me an hp laptop and i love it. My dell sucked so I punched the screen and destroyed it, so I wouldn't recommend a dell. HP is where its at.

the damons steamboat =

this except beard trimmer at a 0

I got a Dell laptop for college a few years ago. First, it decided that it didn't have a battery anymore, so I could only use it while plugged in. Then it got slower, and slower, and sloowweerr, and sllooooowwweeerrrr, until it decided to start freezing as well. After that, it decided that even...

pull that ****ing tampon out of your **** and drink it straight ***

And that is perfectly fine with me. I understand that people refer to the same thing with different names depending on what area they grow up in. I just wanted to say something first since there always seems to be a huge fight whenever the pop/soda/coke issue is brought to the table.

I'm glad you call it "pop" as well. Just wanted to throw that out there before someone comes in *****ing that its called "soda" and then some retard claims its called "coke" no matter what brand it really is.

So apparently the cameras at the traffic lights take a picture every whatever seconds. My sister came to a light, stopped, no one was coming, turned right on red, and everythings cool right? Nope. The camera took a picture of her driving up as the light is red, and then going while the light is...

knew a guy who cut like 4 1/2 of his fingers off at work, sued, and got a shit load of money. he got a cbr, one of those srt-10 vipers, and a wrx sti that was blue with gold wheels. i really liked how the sti looked.

so i asked this chick i've been kickin it with lately what she is going as and she says darth vader. i told her i have a "naughty angel" outfit for tonight and we should probably switch. she said no. fail

last year, one of my fraternity brothers and i would drink it. one would buy the malibou and the pineapple juice, and the other one would get the 151. and i just heard it on the way back to my apartment today, i enjoy "like yeah"

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I was in the Columbus area for my sisters birthday and realized I didn't have a costume yet when I saw a halloween superstore... got a "naughty angel" outfit for 50% off. Includes mini-skirt, midriff tanktop, wings, and halo. People with either love it or hate it and I'm prepared to deal with...

the "i before e, except after c" rule does not apply