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  1. Lt. Dan

    Forrest Gump

    Boy you oughta shut up before I blow your ******* up with a Hand Grenade.
  2. Lt. Dan

    Forrest Gump

    You hear this Forrest?
  3. Lt. Dan

    Forrest Gump

    Oh boy Forrest. It sounds like yer Jenny is a Whore.
  4. Lt. Dan

    Forrest Gump

    Smack you in the mouth with my sealegs for suggesting such a thing. Im a cripple God Damnit
  5. Lt. Dan

    Forrest Gump

    Mister, Ive got two Custom-made titanium alloy legs. The shit they use on the Space Shuttle...What in Gods name do you expect me to do?
  6. Lt. Dan

    Forrest Gump

    Well damn son.
  7. Lt. Dan

    Would you hit it?! **Pic**

    Id break it in half with my sea legs.
  8. Lt. Dan

    Forrest Gump

    Well how do you do, Bubba?
  9. Lt. Dan

    Forrest Gump

    Who is Jenny Forrest?
  10. Lt. Dan

    Forrest Gump

    Hello, Forrest.
  11. Lt. Dan

    Forrest Gump

    He better tuck them in, Gonna get them that caught on trip wire. Where you boys from in the world
  12. Lt. Dan

    Forrest Gump

    Whats wrong with Bubba's Lip?
  13. Lt. Dan

    Forrest Gump

    Thats not Gump. Thats some pig wigger Installer. Im looking for Gump
  14. Lt. Dan

    Forrest Gump

    Gump where are you?
  15. Lt. Dan

    Forrest Gump

    Har Har
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