Recent content by iHertz

Those sluuts are 13. Pedo alert if you care to impress them.

Way too expensive to fix. My boy's mirror got knocked off by a douche on a bike & it cost him over $1000 to have it replaced. He said everything is an arm + leg. If you have mad cake to through away, great car to buy.

Slappin be a corny *** nikka.

I know a good Dr. that can remove his penis from your throat for a small price.

If you hate on the iPhone, you aren't holding it right.

Rock solid setup. Loving the tie downs.

I just got back from Thailand. I c0ck pressed all these crooked eye b!tches in the face but now it burns when I pee. Why?

You sell yourself so well as a black boy.

That's what you get for using IE. In other news.. would you travel to Mexico on Springbreak to assfu Gooshbag move that concludes you whining like the little b!tch that you are? Naww.. Thank you.

Hertz.

Round hur they won't do shit at the phone company until they are contacted by police to investigate. Otherwise, the only option we have is to PAY for that number to be blocked from calling you. You would figure that once you pay them to block the # that they would give you the number. No. Balls.

Sayworrrrd?

Yo shirt soft like a fresh chickenhawk nikka.

A truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stops. " What are you doing ?!? ", he says. " I'm trying to commit *******", she replied. " Well before you jump give me a blowjob." So she does. After she's finished, the trucker says, " Wow,...that's a wasted talent !!! Why are...

All day baby, all day.