GUESSWHO

Next!

I am a complete douchebag with no friends. I play a stupid web browser game because I can't afford a real computer or gaming console, because I have no friends, and because I lack the ability to even look a member of the opposite *** in the eyes. The last time I tried to kill myself, I got tetanus from using a rusty razor blade. Please inform me of where I can purchase a ******* kit with detailed instructions as I lack the intelligence to figure out how to end my worthless life without them.

Jmac is a god. Bow to him, praise him, send your woman to his house to spend the night.