phunky.buddha
10+ year member
Blow stuff up!
I call BS on your Volfenhag's ability to hold papers down. Those amps are so light you barely believe they even have metal in them when you pick one up.They are good at a few things. I have one and it does awesome at keeping papers from blowing away and holding my door open. I have an older house and the door naturally wants to close. Another one came in handy when I had to jack my car up. It was a slight incline so it resting as a wheel choke might have saved my life. They definitely have a place in audio. It could probably push your kickers, put some wheels on it and put it on a ramp, as it slides down put your sub at the bottom of the ramp and I bet it will push it 6 to 9 inches.