My oh my, what a strange weekened.

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

god ****it, the onetime someone REALLY deserves some positive rep for a job well done i can't give it to em. well, i'll get ya later bigbang

Hey mang, its all good. I didnt make this to get rep points. Just being honest and well thought it would be a funny story!!!

Ah good times and good memories!

Thanks eugene!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

Amy is curvy, like beautiful face and decent body.
Salem was CHI CHing body, but kinda BUTTERFACE, like I was looking at it.

So all and all it was like one really sweet hot chick everytime I would blink fast, ahahaha!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

dont date a butterface....nobody said not to f*ck em, or catch an amazing blow job.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

wow, good story. a little weird that the dude doesn't bone his wife/girlfriend. maybe she has AIDS or teh drips or something. still, get some pics, even if its with a camera phone.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

wow, good story. a little weird that the dude doesn't bone his wife/girlfriend. maybe she has AIDS or teh drips or something. still, get some pics, even if its with a camera phone.

Holy shit, I didnt think about that!!!!

Sucks to be caught up in the moment. My other head was doing the thinking!

To the docs I Go!!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

dont date a butterface....nobody said not to f*ck em, or catch an amazing blow job.

I would date the Amy girl if she wanted me too, alot of fun! But the stripper was just good for a couple of things lol!

On top of all of this my one EX from like 3 years ago calls me wondering if I want to HOOK UP!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

Man am I having a run of good luck for a change!

I see me getting hurt again real soon.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Oh well at least I ask for this one.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Holy shit, I didnt think about that!!!!
Sucks to be caught up in the moment. My other head was doing the thinking!

To the docs I Go!!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

did you wrap up your peni you ****ing retard? please tell me... come on man, i have faith in you

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

did you wrap up your peni you ****ing retard? please tell me... come on man, i have faith in you

Dude I double wrapped the shit to the point it hurt and took it off and messed up, ripping it, ahaha. Been a while since I had to use condoms, so I used saraun wrap. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Nope I didnt!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

Will be getting checked soon. I was just going through a bad break up and I knew Amy was clean as I have banged her many a time and still been cool. Wasnt expecting this other chick. But she says that she is clean.

Oh **** man, I hope I dont get anything. THATWOULDFUKINGSUCKMYONETESTICLE!!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

double wrapping it causes shit to rip

do yourself a favor, rub your peni with that steel wool shit or a scotch brite pad, then dip that shit in rubbing alcohol or acetone

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

2x wrapping is bad...

THATWOULDFUKINGSUCKMYONETESTICLE!!!!

literally

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

You've done well. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

You get postive rep //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

double wrapping it causes shit to rip
do yourself a favor, rub your peni with that steel wool shit or a scotch brite pad, then dip that shit in rubbing alcohol or acetone

Might do that next time I get sloppy seconds from your girl!

Hehe

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Might do that next time I get sloppy seconds from your girl!



































Hehe

bleach

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

UricAcid!

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

i can see this turning into an ownage story

 

[fakename 10+ year member]

pics kthx