You might be a redneck if......

[bigrobrn 10+ year member]

you light your fart bubbles while laying back and relaxing in the tub.

(I've actually done it. It works.) I'm sure certain foods produce better results. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

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[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

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[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

dude your so gay

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

Im gonna have to try that

 

[bigrobrn 10+ year member]

dude your so gay

negative

just having some fun

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

when your gunrack has a GUNRACK on it!

 

[bigrobrn 10+ year member]

when your gunrack has a GUNRACK on it!

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[bigrobrn 10+ year member]

this thread is not meant to be a racist slur. I read the warning after I posted.

Just having some fun. Please delete if necessary.

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

how is lighting a fart bubble have anything to do with being racist?

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

I guess its something only a redneck would do? But I never realized that they actually bathe......

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

you die peeing on an electric fence.

the last one i heard.

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

Ill be honest here, Im a redneck.....

 

[bigrobrn 10+ year member]

you cure your athletes foot by standing in fresh cow dung

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

Your daddy walks you to elementary school, just because he's in the same grade!

 

[Gary S 10+ year member]

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If you think closed caption television is karaoke, you just might be a redneck.