**** Women drivers in their hippi *** bugs!

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

well i was driving (like 5 min ago...so it was dark) i was waiting to get on the road (making a left turn, so i had to wait till both lanes were clear) and this lady in a bug was turning left also on to the street that i was on (she had to wait till another traffic lane was clear also, if you can picture that) so she had about 2 clear times to go, so i started swearing at her, then i see, barely, that she is waving me to go........but dammit she has the right of way, so all in all i almost get blind sighted because of a stupid ***** that can drive for shit

Sparknotes for all of you who hate reading: F*ck Women Drivers

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

female drivers around here have to pay less insurance then us guys

seriously...wtf??

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

female drivers around here have to pay less insurance then us guys

seriously...wtf??

true, i guess speeding on the freeway (guys) > than speeding, doing make-up talking on the phone and waring those stupid *STUNNA"S* (girls)

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

You also gotta love the old fuks who pull out in traffic and only look one way

ie.. I was driving down a busy *** 4 lane main road here.. A car is turning left to go the opposite the way im going but is turning on from my right.. The fukn morons are both looking to the right, pulled out in front of me and didnt even see they made me STOP In a 30 MPH zoneand still continued to not look left to see or hear me honking, yelling out the window or showing the birdie.. I got so pissed they didnt look i wanted to throw something and all i had was a mcDonalds hamburger.. Well just say i felt alot better after that.. But needed another hamburger

 

[NoLimit 10+ year member]

ewww mcdonalds

I like it when you're driving down a 3 lane road ( 3 each way ) and you're in the middle lane, and a the far left and far right lanes are open, but a car pulls into the middle lane RIGHT infront of you.

Grrr, also gotta love it when friends think it would be cool if they slammed 10 shopping carts into your back bumper. But thats another story.

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

ewww mcdonalds
I like it when you're driving down a 3 lane road ( 3 each way ) and you're in the middle lane, and a the far left and far right lanes are open, but a car pulls into the middle lane RIGHT infront of you.

Grrr, also gotta love it when friends think it would be cool if they slammed 10 shopping carts into your back bumper. But thats another story.

Food is food sucka

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

MMmmmMMmm flat patties

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

why dont woman need a drivers licence? theres no road tween the kitchen and the bedroom

now iron my shirt b1tch

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

why dont woman need a drivers licence? theres no road tween the kitchen and the bedroom
now iron my shirt b1tch

Cause all they need to do is clean and pay the bills .. Without doubling your insurance???

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

why dont woman need a drivers licence? theres no road tween the kitchen and the bedroom
now iron my shirt b1tch

o0o0o burn

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

You also gotta love the old fuks who pull out in traffic and only look one way
ie.. I was driving down a busy *** 4 lane main road here.. A car is turning left to go the opposite the way im going but is turning on from my right.. The fukn morons are both looking to the right, pulled out in front of me and didnt even see they made me STOP In a 30 MPH zoneand still continued to not look left to see or hear me honking, yelling out the window or showing the birdie.. I got so pissed they didnt look i wanted to throw something and all i had was a mcDonalds hamburger.. Well just say i felt alot better after that.. But needed another hamburger

so if you think about it they saved you about 500 calories //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

so if you think about it they saved you about 500 calories //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Yea but im not fat.. I was actually leavin the gym.... But that did no good cuz i laughed my *** off the 4 blocks back to mcd's to get another fat burger.. All i could picture was ketchup, pickles and a bun stuck to the rear drivers window //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

why dont woman need a drivers licence? theres no road tween the kitchen and the bedroom

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yayayayayayay weGAYED!!!

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

Yea but im not fat.. I was actually leavin the gym.... But that did no good cuz i laughed my *** off the 4 blocks back to mcd's to get another fat burger.. All i could picture was ketchup, pickles and a bun stuck to the rear drivers window //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

lol eating like crazy after going to the gym FTW......btw if u ever heard of it fitness 19 FTW

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

So wait, why did you get hit? pics?