What is some hella weird dreams you have had?

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Not from me though. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

Send them my way! I love being able to stick my dic k anywhere and it will feel slippery wet. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

I had a dream once where I was riding a roller coaster and then the **** car came off the track and I was flying and a dragon swung underneath me and I was riding him. Next thing I knew I had armor on and I was in a medevil battle and I was slaying all the good people of the village.
I have some really messed up dreams. Interesting though.

hahaha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif i cant laugh out loud cuz im in the library, but that is some funny crap right there //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[goose5741 10+ year member]

I had a dream that i robbed a bank and the police came and i stole some mexican guys donkey and rode it in a low speed chase to mexico where i got on a really fast boat and ended up somewhere on a beach with Milton from office space. I didn't remember the dream till like 8 hours after i woke up, and was in the middle of school when i remembered it and i was like WTF.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Send them my way! I love being able to stick my dic k anywhere and it will feel slippery wet. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Chinny's butthole? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

i had a dream the other night that a guy i use to go to school wit that use to get into a lot of fights and beat the shit out of people wanted to fight me. Remember ive been out of school for 4 years now. So the way he tried to fight me was to go after my friend so i can jump in, and he had his cousin come and try to swing on me so i can hit his cousin, but i wasnt tryin to fight. So eventually i whopped his ***, thats weird i never took a lose in fighting in any of my dreams, i may get beat the hell up but i still come out on top

 

[kotec123 10+ year member]

whenver im reallly sick....like stay home from school sick, i always have the same dream....im in a football stadium and a football goes thru the uprights and into my mouth, over and over till u wake up...its weird....football bein kicked for field goals at my face.....its werird

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

I once had a dream that I knew something about audio....

 

[Good*Bad*Ugly 10+ year member]

I had a dream that my local grocery store filled up with water and I was just swimming around inside there with some dolphins, that dream was pretty cool. the one with the dragon and midevil battles sounds cool.