top 8 morons of 2006...

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

TOP 8 MORONS OF 2006

> 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John

Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He

received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's

lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent

two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside

his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the

man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out

and give yourself up."

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun,

kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated

teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his

own bank accounts.

4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and

asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too

small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for

three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a

robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When

detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all

your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "that's not what I said!".

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone:

"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is

this her first child?" the doctor asked "No!" the man shouted, "This is her

husband!"

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard

King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a

weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately,

he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)!

8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in

the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to

boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they

couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in

almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about

an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking

someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside

check revealed everything in perfect working condition The engine ran

fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct

size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check

underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE.

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!

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[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone:

"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is

this her first child?" the doctor asked "No!" the man shouted, "This is her

husband!"

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[mike dressure 10+ year member]

TOP 8 MORONS OF 2006> 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John

Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He

received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's

lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent

two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside

his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the

man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out

and give yourself up."

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun,

kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated

teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his

own bank accounts.

4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and

asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too

small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for

three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a

robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When

detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all

your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "that's not what I said!".

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone:

"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is

this her first child?" the doctor asked "No!" the man shouted, "This is her

husband!"

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard

King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a

weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately,

he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)!

8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in

the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to

boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they

couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in

almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about

an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking

someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside

check revealed everything in perfect working condition The engine ran

fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct

size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check

underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE.

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!

that is fricken hilarious

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

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[skmfkr 5,000+ posts]

2 is funnah

 

[mike dressure 10+ year member]

they are all pretty **** funny. but i like the last one the best

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

2 is funnah

werd

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

funny thing is...a shocking percentage of those are from cali.....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

i like the guy who was shouting with the police.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i like the guy who was shouting with the police.

x2, getting a good visual of it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[audiobahn12989 10+ year member]

lol at # 8....what a DA

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a

robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When

detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all

your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "that's not what I said!".

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[OldManTod 10+ year member]

syko, that is by far the best avatar here...

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

common denominator, they are all from california

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

common denominator, they are all from california

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