Toilet Paper POLL: Rough or Tough!

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

moreeeeeeeeeeee

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

I've used 2 ply all my life. As mentioned earlier, with 1 ply, I end up just using twice as much. I also like to make sure my *** is extra clean. This includes looking at the paper after each wipe before dropping it in the toilet to see how much dookie is left. Sometimes in private bathrooms, I'll bend over and look between my legs into a mirror, pulling my cheeks apart as I wipe to make sure I'm getting trouble spots and equal coverage. Sometimes If I'm in a hurry, and don't have time to take a complete shower, I'll just strip the lower half of my body, run some warm water in the tub, and squat, dipping my *** into the water. I'll then grab a bar of soap, lather up my *** and *** hair, and manually scrub and rinse it that way. I then simply step out of the bath onto a mat, and towel dry my *** and lower body. This takes me about 3-5 minutes versus a 10-20 minute shower. I do this alot when I'm at a buddys house or away from home, and have later prospects of getting nookie. That way, If I'm lucky and end up getting some bj's, the girl doesnt get a whiff of my dingle berries while shes between my legs After all, unless you *** is freshly lathered and scrubbed, if you've taken a shit at all and have not showered, your *******/******* region WILL smell a little dank, even if you've wiped very well. It IS an ******* after all.

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

ohhhhhhhh K... a simple 2-ply would have been fine

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

baby wipes ftw!!! house ran out of TP once and all we had was my nieces wipes......i used them once and never gone back!!! so fresh and so clean!

 

[93 saturn sl2 10+ year member]

ohhhhhhhh K... a simple 2-ply would have been fine

hahah