Toilet Paper POLL: Rough or Tough!

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

I'll pass

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Its really a three step process.

First use some two ply to remove the bulk of it, then you use a wet wipe to make sure you really got it all, and finally a little more TP to dry it off.

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

i would live off of Ramen noodles the rest of my life if i could wipe my *** with the fluffy stuff.

but on a serious note, we all know the only guy on here who likes something rough and tough around his ******* is deerhunt.

 

[RipDaJacka]

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but on a serious note, we all know the only guy on here who likes something rough and tough around his ******* is deerhunt.

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I dont buy toilet paper, I usually go to the Nursing Home and wipe my *** with an old man's beard

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

2-ply:fyi:

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Kind a funny story..My ex-room mate, who was a cheap ***, bummed toilet paper off me cuz he ran out...Well my other room mated had bought a 12 packl of double rolls like 3 weeks before and he said he wasnt buying any more paper till my other room mate did..I have my own bathroom b/'c I am cool like that..

anyways...my ex-room mat buys toiler paper and it is single ply..haha.. my good friend/room mate tells me one day that he wiped his *** and his finger went through the toiler paper..haha.

 

[RipDaJacka]

ghey story bro

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

my good friend/room mate tells me one day that he wiped his *** and his finger went through the toiler paper..haha.

How did he react when he learned it was in fact your finger that oh so gingerly worked its way into his stinky crevice?

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

when living\working in the navy, espically on a US carrier - unless you supply your own, i doubt the paper they supply is even 1 ply.

if i get used to the fluffy shit, and then go out to sea, im sure my pooter will get quite irritated unless i prepare now. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

when living\working in the navy, espically on a US carrier - unless you supply your own, i doubt the paper they supply is even 1 ply.

if i get used to the fluffy shit, and then go out to sea, im sure my pooter will get quite irritated unless i prepare now. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

I disagree...many of those HUUUGE rolls you see in public restrooms, restaraunts(sp?) are actually 2 ply...they are just rough and un-flexible still.

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

I dont think its alcohol.
And no my bum doesnt get irritated at all. I'm telling you, once you got wet you wont want to go back.

MY butt feels so clean you could eat off it.

Arent those just for the last wipe though? Cause those arent 100% seel proof are they? Cause couldnt 3 of those clog your toilet.?

 

[jdeaton]

be a man, use your hand!

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

why isnt paper towels a choice?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

they dont clog my toilet, but i do have an old toilet that isn't a low flow.

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

you gotta use at least 2-3 right