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[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Heh....been there, done that.

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Twice as a matter of fact //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

My sperm 4 teh w1n

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

ha

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

happy little soldiers they are

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

*tumbleweed*

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

One great thing about having your own office.......

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

You can fart as loud as you want, as many times as you want, and nobody else can hear you.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

Dang Brad, your soldiers be ripping thru condom blockades and shit. You'z a p.i.m.p.

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Dang Brad, your soldiers be ripping thru condom blockades and shit. You'z a p.i.m.p.

What can I say....I'm lucky

.0003% chance of pregnancy

And I nail that puppy right on the head.

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

But I can't win a ****ed lottery to save my life

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

If I win the lottery, I'll send you a puppy and some nails.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

So you can make a doghouse for it.

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Turn off the sun

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Pull the stars from the sky