I'm in college and I've been in the dorms for 2 weeks already. My roommate is cool as **** (or atleast i thought).
Anyways, let me tell you what happened today
So my roommate and I were bored off our ***** and we decided to watch a movie. He brought a shit load of DVDs and he suggested we watch Brokeback Hill. I asked him if it was a good movie and he told me that he's never seen it before. So anyways we pop it in and it's an ok movie up until the point where a ****ING COWBOY STARTS GETTING PLOWED IN THE *** BY ANOTHER ****** COWBOY IN A TENT. I ended up watching the whole gay scene because for some reason I couldn't move because I was in awe and shocked at what the **** was happening. After I realized that I had just watched two dudes butt**** each other, I immediately got up and said "hey ******, what the **** do you have me watching you ****ing queer"
By this point I was feeling gay for some reason and I didn't want to be near any dudes, so I went to a this girls room and ****ed her just so I could get the gayness out of me that I had just endured.
After I was done ****ing her I decided that I would go back to my room. As I walked in to my room, I noticed that my roommate didn't know that I had just walked in because he was jacking off under his blanket. The tv was on so i figured he must be watching some ****. ( I couldn't see from the angle that I was at) So i walked towards him slowly so he wouldn't hear me so I could embarass the **** out of him. As I got closer I took a glance at the tv and the GAY COWBOY ****ING SCENE WAS PLAYING IN SLOW ****ING MOTION.
I turned around and walked out, went to the restroom and puked for about 5 minutes. Now, i'm in my friends room not knowing what to do. How do I go about switching rooms?