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A young boy is standing on a street corner swatting flies. Everytime he sees a fly he utters, "fucking flies, fucking flies."

Just as the boy says it a shocked priest walks up and says, "You should not curse the flies because every one of God's creations has a purpose."

The little boy, unmoved by the priest's objection says, "bullshit."

"Well tell me 3 things on this earth that God has made without a cause" says the priest.

The boy looks at him with a grin and replies, "Tits on a nun, balls on a priest, and these fucking flies."

 
its an rli 8".. i got around to installing most my shit today..

i should have fixed the carpet before i took the pic...eventually i will build a real amp rack.. but i want to deaden some before that..





 
so ive decided to come up with words that sound more intelligent to replace all foul language i might use...so here is my list

fuck = *********

shit = excrement

damn = disapprove

bitch = feminine canine (wont work in all cases but i will adapt)

*** = tuchis (not tushy)

and since i do tend to use the "n" word alot but in reference to those members of my race who perputuate all stereotypes and i also pronounce the are...I am replaceing that with bootlip

 
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