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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

If they are female I simply call them a parent.
Ever notice how Mexican women seem to really blimp out after having kids? I've never understood why that happens...

too much bean & cheese!

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

you watching Indecent Proposal?
Robert Redford FTMFWB!

I was flipping channels and happened across the scene towards the beginning where they are gettin' it on in the kitchen, yeah.

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

9k

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

How many Cops does it take to arrest a mexican?

2, 1 to arrest him and the other to hold his oranges.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif Congrats, Pimpin' //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

sorry but this one made me LOL

What begins with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

gracias and i changed the sig per mike3's request

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

Demi Moore ***** on a cold day! Demi Moore ***** on a cold day!

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

sorry but this one made me LOL
What begins with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

i lawled

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

If you lose your honky were do you go to look for it?

In your aunt's grandmother's momma's bed, because honkys like to keep it in the family

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

Margaret Thatcher ***** on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher ***** on a cold day!

......

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What is the biggest dilemma faced by jews?

COPS!!! Those pigs are everywhere!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

ooooh this one too! LOL

where do little white babies go when they die? Heaven

what do they get? Wings

what are they called? Angels

where do little black babies go when they die? Heaven

what do they get? Wings

what are they called? Bats

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

If you lose your honky were do you go to look for it?
In your aunt's grandmother's momma's bed, because honkys like to keep it in the family

(story setting is somewhere in the Appalachians...)

Junior comes to tell his daddy about having asked his girlfriend to marry him.

"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! Mary Ellen agreed with me to go down to the preacher man and git hitched!"

"Well, Junior, I reckon that's good news. But I have to ask...is Mary Ellen a virgin?"

"Of course she is, Daddy! She's only 14 years old..."

"Gawl durnit, Jr, how many damm times do I hafta 'splain it to ya?!? The wedding is off, end of discussion."

"But WHY, Daddy??"

"If she's not good enough for her OWN family she damm sure ain't good enuff for us...."

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Demi Moore ***** on a cold day! Demi Moore ***** on a cold day!

Demi Moore nekkid on ANY day and I get to see it is a good day, indeed.

Margaret Thatcher, Dre? Wtf?? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif