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If you lose your honky were do you go to look for it?
In your aunt's grandmother's momma's bed, because honkys like to keep it in the family
(story setting is somewhere in the Appalachians...)

Junior comes to tell his daddy about having asked his girlfriend to marry him.

"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! Mary Ellen agreed with me to go down to the preacher man and git hitched!"

"Well, Junior, I reckon that's good news. But I have to ask...is Mary Ellen a virgin?"

"Of course she is, Daddy! She's only 14 years old..."

"Gawl durnit, Jr, how many damm times do I hafta 'splain it to ya?!? The wedding is off, end of discussion."

"But WHY, Daddy??"

"If she's not good enough for her OWN family she damm sure ain't good enuff for us...."

 
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