How do people even agree to go on the Springer show?
*Man* gets home after a long day at work hoping to be greeted by a prepared dinner and a welcoming familial unit. *Man* walks in the door once home, loosens his tie, blah blah blah...
At dinner his loving wi...
*Wife*-"Honey? You'll never guess what."
*Man*-"What?"
*Wife*-"We've got free tickets to Chicago!!"
*Man*-"How'd we got those?"
*Wife*-"Well, we're going to be on a TV show."
*Man*-"Oh yeah? That sounds cool. Which show?"
*Wife*-"One of those home makeover kinda shows...."
*Man*-"What's wrong with our house the way it is now?"
*Wife*-"Well, it's not really that kinda show."
*Man*-"Alright, honey.....spit it out. What in the world have you signed us up for now?"
*Wife*-"Sweetie, we're going to be on the Jerry Springer show."
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*Man*, knowing that this in no way is the harbinger of good news, immediately walks upstairs and starts packing. On his way out the door he shouts, "I don't care who you're ****ing tell him to keep his hands off of my ****ing Camaro until I can come back and pick it up!"
The Springer show only has one theme: "I was ****ing someone that I shouldn't have - Sorry!" No matter how creatively (or not) they word it each and every episode is about the same thing. How can anyone want to go on the show? They know they're not going to find out happy news.....