Stop global warming, go vegan......

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

hi my names j.p. i like robot's, i have a robot ******.

dose the music scare you..

no, i just dont like techno,

you would if you had robot ear's.

yea, i guess..

man i'm to baked to drive to the devil's house...

drive monkey drive..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[bad @SS chevy 10+ year member]

later terd nugget

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

My favorite...

"You can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion."

later...

"This shit is fuckin crazy. I don't even know how a lion got into the neighborhood. My roomate and I heard all this growling and shit, so we went outside and looked up in the tree, and THERE'S THE FUCKING KING OF THE JUNGLE! I almost shit my fucking pants!"

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

my beef strong

your beef wrong

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

pa pa push it REAL GOOD!!

please sit on my face.

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

I wanna buy you a black cobra, just to wear around your neck.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

i guess we have been rideing him kinda hard..

ohhhh that's so knarly...

let's ****in rage!!!

rage?

i mean fly with the seagul's and stuff mr cheesle

right rage it is...

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob

Wow, was he silent?

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

any more question's? yes?

do you think she invented the hand job?

no but she did invent the finger in the *** during a blow job.. yes, she's a pioneer.... allright who want's to hear about my std from the silent film era?

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

So Barry sucked on his first boobie last night.

For 13 hours.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

One of the best character names...haha:

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0015091/

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

i love madem kamay's philopino palace!!!

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

haha i watched that shit twice last night.. great movie..
what is this shit, it's like a cypress hill conert, i dont rent to those kind of people.

yea they message you're **** for money, i belive they have a word for that, hooker..

you're a hooker!!!

Alex, you forgot smoking lamp

**throws bong**

Oops, was that expensive piece?

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

that's you're falt....

dude ive been calling ur phone,

sorry alex i was putting up my christmas tree,

dude it's the middle of july... and you're *****

ohh i am hahaha come on in..

dude ur *** is tanner then my face!

you sure you dont wanna barrow my birth day suit,

sorry but brown's not really my color..

dude this is bronze!