So..............

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

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[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

You should have told her your love yourself once or twice daily.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

It doesn't matter what she asked you.

She could have asked "how much do like eating dogshit?" for all I care.

What she was looking for was for you to somehow turn the conversation about her and how important she is. Thats all women want to hear ALL the time. PERIOD!

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

thats a trick question,

an ex asked me that, I said "this much" while doing wide arms thing, hugged her, and walked off.

that bought me some time for a couple of days.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

No wonder I can't hold a GF for longer then 30 days. I'd tell her I love myself more then I love you. You always said you wanted me to be honest.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

No wonder I can't hold a GF for longer then 30 days. I'd tell her I love myself more then I love you. You always said you wanted me to be honest.

lol

I don't give relationship advice. I don't want to encourage others to fail. Perhaps doing the opposite of what I do will yield better results.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

It doesn't matter what she asked you.
She could have asked "how much do like eating dogshit?" for all I care.

What she was looking for was for you to somehow turn the conversation about her and how important she is. Thats all women want to hear ALL the time. PERIOD!

Not her meng, I was telling her how she made me feel and all that, she told me I was making it about her and she didn't wanna hear that, she really wanted to know what I loved about MYself

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Not her meng, I was telling her how she made me feel and all that, she told me I was making it about her and she didn't wanna hear that, she really wanted to know what I loved about MYself

Should've told her I love my penis in your mouth right about now.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Soon as I told her everything, she went on and said "You see how easy it is?"

I immediately reacted and asked for buttseckz

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

Should've told her I love my penis in your mouth right about now.

hahaha oh snap! or, maybe you could get super creative..... and then be like, oh cmon i was just kiddin. lol.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Nope, not yet:crap:
For teh next time I'm with her, I shall have teh buttseckz:woot:

ahh i see, she have the strap-on all lubed up for you?

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

hahaha oh snap! or, maybe you could get super creative..... and then be like, oh cmon i was just kiddin. lol.

I would've told her I wanted you to suckle on it like a pacifier so you would shut the hell up.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

uh oh... you better start getting ready to make love TO YOURESELF....... she's bout to dip out!!!!

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Break up with her. Buy her a ***** and give it to her as a gift. Wrap it all nice. When she opens it and says wtf? Say you'll be needing it now bitch because we are through.