skinny-dipping

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables,

horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The

pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it

over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon

bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with

glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women

skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence

and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim

***** or make you get out of the pond *****." Holding the bucket up he

said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Old men can still think fast.

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[azbass 5,000+ posts]

yep

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

that's good

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

the elderly should have their viagra taken away

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

the elderly should have their vagra taken away

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[sumone 10+ year member]

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

ohh its been fixed for awhile now

 

[Savstyle 10+ year member]

haha good one

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

great joke!!!

 

[XtrmAudioCncpts 10+ year member]

thats definitely a good joke

 

[swaptrex 10+ year member]

ha.......ha.......ha.