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[NikoM 10+ year member]

English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Your post is an **** of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

wheres the copy pasta from?

 

[NikoM 10+ year member]

Niko’s 17th Birthday “Gathering”

What day is it? Like, the number.

-October 16, 2010 (Saturday)

What time? So I can show up an hour late.

-No time. All day + night

--OSU Game Kickoff @ 12:00 p.m. (noon)

Where it be at?

-My house. (taken out. no car audio creepers aloud)

Easy to get to, but by god, if you have absolutely no idea how to get to my house, here are idiot-proof directions:

Directions from Lima: Take 117/Spencerville Road all the way from Lima into Spencerville. Turn right onto 66/Broadway at the intersection where Shell/Marathon is. Follow 66/Broadway past the car wash and my house is the first house on right when you go past the rail road tracks.

Directions from St. Mary’s: Take 66 north all the way from St. Mary’s into Spencerville. Follow 66/Broadway past the car wash and my house is the first house on right when you go past the rail road tracks.

Directions from Delphos: Take 66 south all the way from Delphos into Spencerville. When you enter Spencerville, watch for the rail road tracks. My house is the last house on the left right before the rail roads tracks. If you pass them, you went too far. (Idiot)

What’s going to happen at the “gathering“?

-What do you expect? Strippers on my kitchen table, beer pong olympics, an entire house to hot box and a night we‘ll never remember but never forget it happened? I wish, but sorry fellas. Not this time. Just stop by, hang out, eat some food, chill ’round the fire, watch some college ball, shoot some zombies in the head or nuke the hell out of kids on COD, teach us how to dougie, dougie and don’t teach us, it doesn’t matter, do whatever the hell you want.

Do I need to bring something?

-No. But money is always good. (Or B-Dubs if you’re Corey Paul aka Kyle/CJP)

Why is it a gathering and not a party?

-I think of parties as what I began to describe in the “What’s going to happen at the “gathering?” section of this invitation. Maybe not to that extent, but what I’m having certainly isn’t a party. Therefore, it’s a gathering.

Dan/Josh/Carl: This is the gathering of all gatherings to have ever gathered.

 

[NikoM 10+ year member]

--Verse One--

During this whole life, this ***** took it for granted, moved full speed

He didn’t know when to ******’ stop and not give in to his greed

It all began with a crack-*****-**** and a **** hittin’ weed

She would never put the pipe down’n’he smoked like a burning tree

They fucked without protection one stormy eve and Micah was concieved

A little *****, stuck in the middle of a dysfunctional family

Always attempting to pick apart right from wrong

Like the white supremacist officer who shot his black daddy.

The memory faint, but he always thinks “What a night…”

Father in the light, five beers and a shot of gin beyond wasted,

Hole funneled through his head, lying dead, blood-stained and *****,

Mom terrified as the mother ****** bled in his red-tainted burial bed,

Is all he knows in his 4-year-old top, “bang,” a scream, and a finishing “pop.”

His mother is all he’s lived for, promised and vowed to protect her at no stop

He takes after his dad at 6, workin’ alleys and corners at every shop

To put bread on the table, all in return for a smack and a diss

For his mom don’t want him to end like his dad, dead on the April fifth

He loved her. She loved him. Even through words and the thick skin

But keeping his chin held high was the only decision

Wiry as **** ‘cause **** was becomin’ so paper thin

Things began to change, good’n’great was now the trend

He had a car lined up at 13, ***** already had a reputation

He has the best **** in town and dealt it with his persuasion

Things were lookin’ ******’ great and full of fun

17 and he was on the road to… buying his first gun? (haha)

“**** that” went through his tormented young mind

He crept the streets at one, smashed a window and stole a .9 from an enemy’s bed

17 and livin’ just fine, women lined up wantin’ to give him head

What he didn’t realize, his life was gonna’ take a fantasy trip

Like acid and shrooms, seein all kinds of fucked up ****

The women and the money right now was nothing but a little ******’ sip

Of his reality in the future, so he sits back and takes another hit

Because you and I both know you gotta’ admit

It’s the only thing he can do at this place in time, this single cherishable moment

--Chorus--

Around that corner you don't know what you'll be facin'

So crack a smile, tell the cashier to keep the change'n

Live life right now, become a better human

Enjoy it to the fullest and while you can

Get your **** ****** and rubbed by a woman's hand

‘Cause life wasn't handed to you on a silver platter

Don't take that **** for granted, 'cause soon, you won't matter

Soon, you won't matter.

--Verse Two--

His life was once a special ops reality obstacle

Simply in seemingly mother ******* impossible

When the paving of the road started, Micah wasn’t amiss

Just the whole tender childhood age of 6

Decided to pick up the joint and put down the popsicle

By 19 played every ******* MC like his fiddle

He knew the rap game where his future now lied

Leaving his momma with “I love you” and “goodbye”

Was unbelievably hard when he watched her cry

“Don’t go Micah! This is where you was always raised in!”

Detroit was now his destination

Winning Atlanta, Memphis, bouncing’ on Brooklyn

Life for the better sure was hot it looked’n

He finally stepped up to puttin’ chips on the table

Micah knew no one was better, he knew no one could handle

The master flow and the lyrics and the punch lines he channeled

Through the mouth that ate out every girl he got his hand on

He was the King Of the South. **** T.I.

****** even knew not to look or breathe wrong, even stutter “Hi.”

***** even went Platinum without a record deal to sign

In the terrible economy, he did nothing’ ‘cept climb

Micah bounced with the best, lit up with 2-pac before he died

His personal trainer kept him a mean physical force not to be fucked with

Life was going fantastically great and Micah **** well knew it

Livin’ in a mansion in Puerto Rico, rollin’ Lambos to show it

Had an army of hit men lined up to kill a ***** in seconds with no evidence

Left behind for the FBI to catch on, he was such a ******’ genius

New terrorists bringing down the World Trade Center, shockin’ any citizen

The next chapter in his story that hasn’t been written,

Like a ******’ T-Bone collision, cars split by division

No gypsie or mother ******’ genie could ever vision.

--Chorus--

Around that corner you don't know what you'll be facin'

So crack a smile, tell the cashier to keep the change'n

Live life right now, become a better human

Enjoy it to the fullest and while you can

Get your **** ****** and rubbed by a woman's hand

‘Cause life wasn't handed to you on a silver platter

Don't take that **** for granted, 'cause soon, you won't matter

Soon, you won't matter.

--Mini-Verse--

Now ya’ll ****** might be getting tired of hearin’ me spit

So spend this intermission to take another hit

Cause I been preachin’ **** near 300 seconds

And the dude next to you prolly need a few ******’ breathe mints

Now I’ll continue this childrens’ story-book here pretty soon

Let you know how Micah turns out, along with his momma too

So give me 5 more minutes after this next chorus

Ad like EBM did on the ******’ transit bus

I’ll be comin’ at you with You Won’t Matter Part Two.

 

[LazyRider 10+ year member]

Better hope your thread doesn't get deleted lol