rap about supas mom page....

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

My name is deerhunt, and I can't rap

But I'm gonna come up in here and bust a cap

All you people on the forums always hating on me

After all its up to me where I stick my pee pee

Thick chicks ain't that bad

And it ain't just a fad

They have low self-confidence

And they usually don't make much sense

You get to wet your wick

And hope you don't get sick

Now I am off to drink some beer,

and pretty soon be killing deer

 

[CiViC95EX 10+ year member]

why is all people do on this forum it run their mouth? of course they think there hard sittin behind their desk

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Are you referring to me?

 

[CiViC95EX 10+ year member]

My name is deerhunt, and I can't rapBut I'm gonna come up in here and bust a cap

All you people on the forums always hating on me

After all its up to me where I stick my pee pee

Thick chicks ain't that bad

And it ain't just a fad

They have low self-confidence

And they usually don't make much sense

You get to wet your wick

And hope you don't get sick

Now I am off to drink some beer,

and pretty soon be killing deer

lol **** one of the best ones so far.....

 

[sdmtnbiker420 10+ year member]

why is all people do on this forum it run their mouth? of course they think there hard sittin behind their desk

you mean you can see my boner?

 

[CJL 10+ year member]

FAIL

 

[CiViC95EX 10+ year member]

you mean you can see my boner?

exactly what i mean dumb a*ss

 

[sdmtnbiker420 10+ year member]

PS you should learn the difference between they're VS. their VS. there

you have the grammar skills of a 4th grader with fetal alcohol syndrome

Better stick with rapping, cause you definitely aren't getting any normal jobs the way you spell!

 

[CiViC95EX 10+ year member]

PS you should learn the difference between they're VS. their VS. there

you have the grammar skills of a 4th grader with fetal alcohol syndrome

Better stick with rapping, cause you definitely aren't getting any normal jobs the way you spell!

i am pretty sure you are a 22 yr old bum who lives with his mom and buys alcohol for all the 16 high school girls so they will come over and you can get laid. And I am actually going to college right now to be an engineer and gonna make six figures a year. so check yourself before you sound stupid.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

exactly what i mean dumb a*ss

Just for you.

Yo, I was rollin down the strip just hollerin at some *****es. my honda was bouncin I cut the springs 3 inches. My neons are flashing with the beat of my bass

Just another Friday night and my Civics ready to race

I got mad props for days from all the races that I’m winning

And when I’m stopped at a redlight my hubcaps keep spinning

My Seat is layed back got my hat cocked to the side

My skin may be white but I claim asian pride

My FWD is just burning up the streets

While I got your head bobbin to this cold *** beat

Tearing down you block with my crazy *** drivin’

I’m ripping through your town like hurricane Ivan

Got the music blaring from my audiovox speakers

The crowd parts in half when I hit the strobes in my blinkers

People gather around looking kinda curious

They all wanted to know if I’m in the Fast and the Furious.

I got out of my car with my pants just saggin

Then popped open my hood so I could start bragging

Chrome exhaust tip with built in LED lights

Custom cold air intake made from PVC pipe

2 Jensen subs in the trunk that are bangin’ hard

Grill from Home Depot made from Gutter Guard

Reving up my exhaust at everything I drive by

Saw a Camero in the slow lane and gave him a ricer fly by

I got your mirrors vibrating from the bass of my subs

I told my momma for Crimus I want the Giovanni Dubs

I got Japanese symbols on the back of my car

If you could read Japanese it would say Type R

I got a carbon fiber wing that stands 3 ft high

It it was any bigger I’d be flyin’ in the sky

Fools driving driving domestics know that imports are superior

I got 15 horsepower just by painting my interior

I got more horsepower than the phonebooks got pages

And my speedometer reads 140 on my indiglo gauges

I got purple neons underneath that keep the ground lit

3 more paychecks and I’ll have my body kit

Got decals on the side of all the sponsors I wanna get

And they’ll all coming crawling cause this songs about to hit

I gotta get my Civic ready for the road to Nopi

When the judges see my car I’ll get the first place trophy

I’ll smoke any car at Hot Import Nights

The only thing you will see is my altezza taillights

Cause everybody knows Hondas are the fastest car yet

 

[sdmtnbiker420 10+ year member]

And I am actually going to college right now to be an engineer and gonna make six figures a year. so check yourself before you sound stupid.

hahahha good job dude. Just FYI, engineers are supposed to possess decent spelling skills. By "decent", I mean better than junior high school.

Maybe in 10 years you'll be a rapping engineer who makes 6 figures but can't tell the difference between your and you're

HAHA!!

 

[sdmtnbiker420 10+ year member]

and nice rap, toasted!

 

[p3fosgate-impal]

Just for you.
Yo, I was rollin down the strip just hollerin at some *****es. my honda was bouncin I cut the springs 3 inches. My neons are flashing with the beat of my bass

Just another Friday night and my Civics ready to race

I got mad props for days from all the races that I’m winning

And when I’m stopped at a redlight my hubcaps keep spinning

My Seat is layed back got my hat cocked to the side

My skin may be white but I claim asian pride

My FWD is just burning up the streets

While I got your head bobbin to this cold *** beat

Tearing down you block with my crazy *** drivin’

I’m ripping through your town like hurricane Ivan

Got the music blaring from my audiovox speakers

The crowd parts in half when I hit the strobes in my blinkers

People gather around looking kinda curious

They all wanted to know if I’m in the Fast and the Furious.

I got out of my car with my pants just saggin

Then popped open my hood so I could start bragging

Chrome exhaust tip with built in LED lights

Custom cold air intake made from PVC pipe

2 Jensen subs in the trunk that are bangin’ hard

Grill from Home Depot made from Gutter Guard

Reving up my exhaust at everything I drive by

Saw a Camero in the slow lane and gave him a ricer fly by

I got your mirrors vibrating from the bass of my subs

I told my momma for Crimus I want the Giovanni Dubs

I got Japanese symbols on the back of my car

If you could read Japanese it would say Type R

I got a carbon fiber wing that stands 3 ft high

It it was any bigger I’d be flyin’ in the sky

Fools driving driving domestics know that imports are superior

I got 15 horsepower just by painting my interior

I got more horsepower than the phonebooks got pages

And my speedometer reads 140 on my indiglo gauges

I got purple neons underneath that keep the ground lit

3 more paychecks and I’ll have my body kit

Got decals on the side of all the sponsors I wanna get

And they’ll all coming crawling cause this songs about to hit

I gotta get my Civic ready for the road to Nopi

When the judges see my car I’ll get the first place trophy

I’ll smoke any car at Hot Import Nights

The only thing you will see is my altezza taillights

Cause everybody knows Hondas are the fastest car yet

HONDAS ARE GAY YOU ***. im suprised you didnt rap about your windshield wipers or your seat belts color...... u= ****

 

[bumpweLL.nYc 10+ year member]

he was talking about dudes civic.

TRY A LITTLE HARDER NEXT TIME

 

[CiViC95EX 10+ year member]

i know you dont come on here with a name like toasted and expect for your punk a*ss not to get roasted........you aint a good rapper cuz of the amount you've posted.....you aint got 160 db's..............your girl likes the breeze that she gets when i skeet....all over her neck meat......and i know that was funny........especially when she leans over and tells you "its true hunny".........so next time you wanna flow to me........you better come 30 deep............then i will leave you all dead in the street........being rounded up like bloody *** sheep......you look like the black dude from caddy shack.......tell your mom to get off her back.......and try to hold her gag reflex back........cuz we know she likes it deep like my 15..............ill holla at you later after i am done with your girl aka the *** queen