Here are some of my favorites
He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom.
Im not telling you anything you dont already know.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
While one finds company in himself and his pursuits, he cannot feel old, no matter what his years may be.
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.
These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
