Quotes.......

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

i told a female this quote i got from another female"there are suckers born everyday, but a swalllower is hard to find"

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lol thats good lol, bet u got a handfull there, cuz i doubt it was a headfull

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

"Do it or don't do it, you're still going to do it." Me, lol i made that up a few days ago, i think it makes sense

 

[Railrocker 10+ year member]

"Wheres the party at?" and "F****in B****es" two of my late friend JP's sayings. May he R.I.P.

 

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

"Im gonna hang out with my wang out"

 

[SUB_URBAN 10+ year member]

"when in doubt, whip it out"

 

[mtdewelf 10+ year member]

"when in doubt, whip it out"

jesus man, i'd hate to meet you. you'd probably whip it out.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

^^^^^^^ ooooooo teh gaynesszzorz

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

"Would you like tea and crumpets, I would because im Winston Churchill. Would you like to wear knickers, I would because im Winston Churchill."

-Peter Griffin

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

for every dark night thers a brighter day-tupac

live by the gun die by the gun-tupac

reality is wrong dreams are for real-tupac

the only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams-tupac

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

if you love someone let them go. if they come back they are yours.if they dont they never were- dmx

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

"All the best bands are affiliated with satan."

-Bart Simpson

"O Rly?"

-Orly Owl

 

[SuperTrooper 10+ year member]

" anything that bleeds for a week and does'nt die is pure evil" (my ex-wife)

" man who farts in church sits in pew" ( my dad)

 

[RangerMan Premium Member]

"I farted" -Benjamin Franklin

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

"do not pee into the wind"

- me

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

"we need some fucking golf shoes, its impossible to walk in this muck"