Old Men

[mrbomb 10+ year member]

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping

in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the

deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned and replied, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim

***** or make you get out of the pond *****.

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.

Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.

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[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

retarded, you are.

 

[JUHL 10+ year member]

you sir, are an idiot

 

[mrbomb 10+ year member]

meh, i thought it was decent

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

ok?

 

[andrewmoore13 10+ year member]

i thought it was funny

 

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

i lold

 

[mepratt1234@cha 10+ year member]

Not bad.

 

[SeanDub 10+ year member]

I'd do it

 

[EGGmane 10+ year member]

i laughed.

 

[JeepSound 10+ year member]

I lol'd

anndd...

you sir, are an idiot

Holy shit man, how many times are you going to say that tonight?

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

i lol'd to

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

wasn't bad.

 

[Fast1one 10+ year member]

I chuckled...

 

[ccrobbins 10+ year member]

funny stuff.