PhatTonyDeMarco
5,000+ posts
C0CK,its whats for dinner
You know.. It would be easier and less annoying to put NG in your signature, instead on typing it after after post.
PhatTonyDeMarco
cjjackson85
5,000+ posts
Banned
I've been around...
ngsm13
5,000+ posts
BSEE
Go away fatass...nobody cares about you...
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I wonder which account I should keep?
This one has more posts but that one has more seniority.
This one has more posts but that one has more seniority.
cjjackson85
5,000+ posts
Banned
Use them both... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif
Good point
X2 +1
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
- Thread Starter
- #26
Write Like You're on IRC.
A real wanker considers his time infinitely more valuable than his reader's. (You are a real wanker, aren't you?) Accordingly, don't hesitate to conserve keystrokes. Address your reader as 'u'; 'you' is time-consuming and obsolete. Never 'see' something if you can 'c' it instead. Refer to groups as 'ppl' rather than 'people'. Don't put a task off until 'later', do it 'l8r'. Tell your critics to 'stfu' instead of asking them to 'shut the **** up'. If your reader has the time to actually read the drivel you post, they surely have the time to decode your dribbling shorthand.
Don't forget the cute misspellings. You're a wanker, but you wank to 'pr0n', not '***********'. Aspire to be 'kewl', but don't try to be 'cool' except on hot summer days. Don't neglect leetspeak, either: use the '0r' form of verbs as often as possible ('hax0r', 'ownz0r', 'wanx0r'). Replace 'o' with '0', 'e' with '3', 't' with '7', and so on. And while we're at it, be sure to write in an exaggerated ghetto/ ebonic style if you're obviously not black. Nothing says "wanker!" louder than James Francis Spalding III sending out 'greetz and propz to all [his] hos and homies in da hood'.
Use an Inappropriate Format.
Never send a plain-text email or make a plain-text Usenet post; send HTML instead, preferably with browser-specific extensions. If your system cracks down on such things (obviously trying to stifle your breakout creativity), use a gratuitously incompatible character set, like Shift-JIS Japanese. Or just embed SmartQuotes (which the real world interprets as VT320 control codes) in your text.
If you're writing for the web, you'll want to post Word documents instead of HTML, and be sure that they're from the most recent version of Word---you wouldn't want anyone to think that you're behind the times (or read your work), would you? Avoid standard document formats like PDF, PostScript and even RTF like the plague: you don't want the un-l33t masses to be able to read your work, do you?
Ignore Proper Spelling and Usage.
The English language is full of homonyms, for example 'they're', 'there', and 'their': confuse them at every opportunity. "i hate my parents there car sux0rz.." (Note also the run-on sentence, leet-speak -0r verb form, uncapitalized 'i' and stunted, unwanted ellipsis.) While you're at it, don't forget to make glaring, obvious spelling errors: 'reasonabel', 'buisness', and 'mesage', for instance. (Bonus wanker points if you play the ESL card to explain your inability to operate a simple dictionary, though this applies more to gratuitous misspellings than---a wanker would use 'then'---misuse of homonyms.)
from-
http://www.guidenet.net/resources/wanker.html
A real wanker considers his time infinitely more valuable than his reader's. (You are a real wanker, aren't you?) Accordingly, don't hesitate to conserve keystrokes. Address your reader as 'u'; 'you' is time-consuming and obsolete. Never 'see' something if you can 'c' it instead. Refer to groups as 'ppl' rather than 'people'. Don't put a task off until 'later', do it 'l8r'. Tell your critics to 'stfu' instead of asking them to 'shut the **** up'. If your reader has the time to actually read the drivel you post, they surely have the time to decode your dribbling shorthand.
Don't forget the cute misspellings. You're a wanker, but you wank to 'pr0n', not '***********'. Aspire to be 'kewl', but don't try to be 'cool' except on hot summer days. Don't neglect leetspeak, either: use the '0r' form of verbs as often as possible ('hax0r', 'ownz0r', 'wanx0r'). Replace 'o' with '0', 'e' with '3', 't' with '7', and so on. And while we're at it, be sure to write in an exaggerated ghetto/ ebonic style if you're obviously not black. Nothing says "wanker!" louder than James Francis Spalding III sending out 'greetz and propz to all [his] hos and homies in da hood'.
Use an Inappropriate Format.
Never send a plain-text email or make a plain-text Usenet post; send HTML instead, preferably with browser-specific extensions. If your system cracks down on such things (obviously trying to stifle your breakout creativity), use a gratuitously incompatible character set, like Shift-JIS Japanese. Or just embed SmartQuotes (which the real world interprets as VT320 control codes) in your text.
If you're writing for the web, you'll want to post Word documents instead of HTML, and be sure that they're from the most recent version of Word---you wouldn't want anyone to think that you're behind the times (or read your work), would you? Avoid standard document formats like PDF, PostScript and even RTF like the plague: you don't want the un-l33t masses to be able to read your work, do you?
Ignore Proper Spelling and Usage.
The English language is full of homonyms, for example 'they're', 'there', and 'their': confuse them at every opportunity. "i hate my parents there car sux0rz.." (Note also the run-on sentence, leet-speak -0r verb form, uncapitalized 'i' and stunted, unwanted ellipsis.) While you're at it, don't forget to make glaring, obvious spelling errors: 'reasonabel', 'buisness', and 'mesage', for instance. (Bonus wanker points if you play the ESL card to explain your inability to operate a simple dictionary, though this applies more to gratuitous misspellings than---a wanker would use 'then'---misuse of homonyms.)
from-
http://www.guidenet.net/resources/wanker.html
Don't forget this one-
American
Spelling British
Spelling
canceled cancelled
center centre
check cheque
color colour
criticize criticise
gray grey
humor humour
judgment judgement
labor labour
license licence
realize realise
theater theatre
tire tyre
valor valour
http://webster.commnet.edu/grammar/spelling.htm
American
Spelling British
Spelling
canceled cancelled
center centre
check cheque
color colour
criticize criticise
gray grey
humor humour
judgment judgement
labor labour
license licence
realize realise
theater theatre
tire tyre
valor valour
http://webster.commnet.edu/grammar/spelling.htm
netherland24
5,000+ posts
camry
i nominate lassy for saving the boy from the well
- Thread Starter
- #29
Oh heres a good one-
Grammar and spelling
Please, go shoot yourself if any of the following apply.
You don’t know the difference, or don’t care about the difference, between “your” and “you’re.”
You think the letters “ur” is an acceptable replacement for “your” or “you’re.”
You think that the letters “wat” is an acceptable replacement for the word “what.”
You don’t know the difference, or don’t care about the difference, between “there,” “their,” and “they’re.”
You consistently substitute the letter “u” for the word “you.” This applies to all of the one letter abbreviations that are common.
You use “1337″ in serious conversations.
You make no effort to use proper grammar or spelling.
You are offended when people point out your grammatical or spelling mistakes.
You think that anyone who cares about grammar and spelling is a worthless *******.
http://anythingapplies.com/archives/2004/05/03/75/
Grammar and spelling
Please, go shoot yourself if any of the following apply.
You don’t know the difference, or don’t care about the difference, between “your” and “you’re.”
You think the letters “ur” is an acceptable replacement for “your” or “you’re.”
You think that the letters “wat” is an acceptable replacement for the word “what.”
You don’t know the difference, or don’t care about the difference, between “there,” “their,” and “they’re.”
You consistently substitute the letter “u” for the word “you.” This applies to all of the one letter abbreviations that are common.
You use “1337″ in serious conversations.
You make no effort to use proper grammar or spelling.
You are offended when people point out your grammatical or spelling mistakes.
You think that anyone who cares about grammar and spelling is a worthless *******.
http://anythingapplies.com/archives/2004/05/03/75/
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