Native American List

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

:What the hell, everyone else seems to have a thread/list.Why not the native americans.

So far, me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Who's next ?

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[dkmesa 10+ year member]

This will likely be the shortest etnicity list, so I'll do my part to make the thread longer.

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said "I'll bet I can make your horse talk."

Indian: "Horse no talk"

Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Hi horse. How does you master treat you?"

Horse: "Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the sun."

Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make you dog talk."

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Dog, how are you? Does your master treat you good?"

Dog: "Oh! He treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball with me."

Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make your sheep talk."

Indian: "Sheep Lie! Sheep Lie!"

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said "I'll bet I can make your horse talk."Indian: "Horse no talk"

Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Hi horse. How does you master treat you?"

Horse: "Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the sun."

Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make you dog talk."

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Dog, how are you? Does your master treat you good?"

Dog: "Oh! He treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball with me."

Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make your sheep talk."

Indian: "Sheep Lie! Sheep Lie!"

hahahahahahaha

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

My grandfather on my mother's side was a card-carrying, full-blooded Native American and proud member of the Caddo Nation.

Add him to the list.

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

Im a small percentage native american. So a small percentage of my name goes on this list.

 

[deadboi77 10+ year member]

Sign me up.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

1/4 Cherokee Indian here. Mother **** I think I am in the minorty and still cant get a good job.

Oh shit thats right the rest of me is Irish. Fuc me sideways!!!

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

Anyone else?

 

[CHIT0WNZHUSTLA 10+ year member]

me FTW!

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

1/16 cherokee sign me upers.

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

I am part Native American, count me in.

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

Im half

Look more NA than anything else though haha darker than most

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

i'm not NA, but i'm in support of the NA lsit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

My fiancee and both my children are legally Native American and members of the Miami Nation of Indiana tribe. I have enough Miami in my to qualify, but my family never really valued the indian in our blood (when my great great (maybe another great) grandfather married a full blooded Miami Indian, it was still considered taboo) so they didn't track it well or file the necessary paperwork....so it would be very hard for me to actually join their tribe or legally be classified as native american. But it's there.