my car audio poem to you all!!! :D

[RumbleNTheTrunk 10+ year member]

Im not sure if your doing the whole celibacy thing but most girls are easy nowadays...if having **** means that much to you id hit up the fat chicks they give good head.

 

[RumbleNTheTrunk 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif This one girl said her brother was at one once. Do you know what she told me it was?

She said that its a group of guys jacking off, and everyone busts a nut on a piece of bread, and the last one to bust on the bread has to eat it. Thats the nastiest thing I have ever heard of. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif A race to ******** on a piece of bread so you dont have to eat it....

waits for someone to say man I wouldn't eat it...why would you be at a circle jerk in the first place....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif I hope you responded with "damn your brother must be a fag"

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I was in the 9th grade at the time. I asked if her brother was gay. She said no he was there but wasnt involved in the "game".............................

If I saw a bunch of guys start jackin off at a party I was at, I would leave, cuz obviously Im in the wrong place.

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

Weeeeeak shit dude... lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif but U got balls for making a stupid rhyme. lol

 

[RumbleNTheTrunk 10+ year member]

I was in the 9th grade at the time. I asked if her brother was gay. She said no he was there but wasnt involved in the "game".............................
If I saw a bunch of guys start jackin off at a party I was at, I would leave, cuz obviously Im in the wrong place.

dont hang out with **** and you should be good.

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

omg wtf??? if people even came close to pullin there dicks out and beating off together i would have to beat the *** of whoever took me to that party... where are you from where people like to sit around and have a ******** party?

 

[mikeyboc 10+ year member]

Anyone want a sandwich?

 

[killahbean 10+ year member]

lol peanut butter and jelly cream?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

omg wtf??? if people even came close to pullin there dicks out and beating off together i would have to beat the *** of whoever took me to that party... where are you from where people like to sit around and have a ******** party?

I was livin in FL at the time.

Anyone want a sandwich?

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lol peanut butter and jelly cream?

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif This one girl said her brother was at one once. Do you know what she told me it was?

She said that its a group of guys jacking off, and everyone busts a nut on a piece of bread, and the last one to bust on the bread has to eat it. Thats the nastiest thing I have ever heard of. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif A race to ******** on a piece of bread so you dont have to eat it....

Is it on Texas toast? If say, I hope I am last. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

roses are red, violets are blue

and my 32 hertz ported idmax owns joo

roses are red, violets are not

the difference between me & you is i've had ****!